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I would have got married in the Dark Ages
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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

I would have got married in the Dark Ages, when 50% of women died during childbirth

I would have got married in the Dark Ages, when 50% of women died during childbirth

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I would have got married in the Dark Ages,
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when 50% of women died during childbirth.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:29
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
But she works out every day and she eats kale just to spite me. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
But she works out every day and she eats kale just to spite ...
Six weeks, she got pregnant. Six weeks! - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Six weeks, she got pregnant. Six weeks!
That first three months of the new boyfriend or girlfriend, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
That first three months of the new boyfriend or girlfriend,
And you're like, "Oh, my God... I love this person." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
And you're like, "Oh, my God... I love this person...
Do you wanna watch Star Wars?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
Do you wanna watch Star Wars?"
Your mother's like, "I think she's the one." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
Your mother's like, "I think she's the one.&q...
'Cause women can hold the psycho down for three months - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:27
'Cause women can hold the psycho down for three months
So I went from the new girlfriend, best feeling in the world, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
So I went from the new girlfriend, best feeling in the world...
Now, no one has ever said this and never recorded anything like this. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Now, no one has ever said this and never recorded anything l...
But the pregnant are the worst people on Earth. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
But the pregnant are the worst people on Earth.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
[audience laughing]
The pregnant are a bunch of cunts, the pregnant. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
The pregnant are a bunch of cunts, the pregnant.
[audience cheering] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
[audience cheering]
You don't know what fucking cry-- - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
You don't know what fucking cry--
[exclaims] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
[exclaims]
Me and Kate, she was seven months pregnant, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Me and Kate, she was seven months pregnant,
Now, you call them Cocoa Krispies in this country. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Now, you call them Cocoa Krispies in this country.
I put the Coco Pops in the shopping cart. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I put the Coco Pops in the shopping cart.
And Kate picked them up and put them back on the shelf. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And Kate picked them up and put them back on the shelf.
It was very confusing - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
It was very confusing