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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

If you don't have the steamy,sterilizey machine, you gotta boil the bottles,and that's a...

If you don't have the steamy,
sterilizey machine, you gotta boil the bottles,
and that's a pain in the ass

Full Transcript

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If you don't have the steamy, sterilizey machine,
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you gotta boil the bottles, and that's a pain in the ass.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:19
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
All right, here's a tip. You don't have to sterilize baby bottles. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
All right, here's a tip. You don't have to sterili...
I stopped sterilizing Hank's bottles after two days. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I stopped sterilizing Hank's bottles after two days.
We never had a special steamy, cleany machine for the tits. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
We never had a special steamy, cleany machine for the tits.
In fact, for the first three weeks after the birth, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
In fact, for the first three weeks after the birth,
And he'd wake up - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
And he'd wake up
Sure, he gets cold sores and whatnot. But... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Sure, he gets cold sores and whatnot. But...
He's a unique little boy. Leave him alone! - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
He's a unique little boy. Leave him alone!
When you impregnate a person that you don't know particularly well, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
When you impregnate a person that you don't know partic...
So me and Kate were watching 60 Minutes, or 20/20 or something, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:26
So me and Kate were watching 60 Minutes, or 20/20 or somethi...
I go on the road and tell jokes to make the family money. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
I go on the road and tell jokes to make the family money.
She's meant to stay home and make sure that Hank doesn't die. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
She's meant to stay home and make sure that Hank doesn&...
And, between me and you, I think she's doing a shit job. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And, between me and you, I think she's doing a shit job...
And I said, "Why isn't he vaccinated?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:21
And I said, "Why isn't he vaccinated?"
I have nothing against the woman. She's a comedian and a Playmate. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
I have nothing against the woman. She's a comedian and ...
But I don't get my medical advice from them. It's one of my things." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
But I don't get my medical advice from them. It's ...
Or is he just Jenny McCarthy's kid?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
Or is he just Jenny McCarthy's kid?"
"Did we expect a member of Mensa to fall out of that woman?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
"Did we expect a member of Mensa to fall out of that wo...
No one gets smallpox. No one gets polio." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:18
No one gets smallpox. No one gets polio."
My mother can work polio into any conversation. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
My mother can work polio into any conversation.
You'll be having dinner with my mother and she'll go, "Ah... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
You'll be having dinner with my mother and she'll ...