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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

I'm like, "Maybe if shegets depressed or something, I could swoop in there. That would...

I'm like, "Maybe if she
gets depressed or something, I could swoop in there. That would be..." 'Cause us fives, we do not
think about the nines and the tens -because we dare not touch the sun.
-[audience laughing]

Full Transcript

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I'm like, "Maybe if she gets depressed or something,
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I could swoop in there. That would be..."
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'Cause us fives, we do not think about the nines and the tens
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-because we dare not touch the sun. -[audience laughing]
Duration
15 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
01:22:13
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
I'm a minor celebrity, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
I'm a minor celebrity,
Best day ever. I fucked a nine. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Best day ever. I fucked a nine.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
[audience laughing]
And when I fucked the two, that was the lowest point in my life. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And when I fucked the two, that was the lowest point in my l...
[chuckling] I gave up drinking for 18 months after I fucked the two. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
[chuckling] I gave up drinking for 18 months after I fucked ...
Oh, wait, I remember when I fucked the two, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Oh, wait, I remember when I fucked the two,
I'm still writing the letter to my son, by the way. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I'm still writing the letter to my son, by the way.
So, I remember when I fucked the two, Hank. And I woke up... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
So, I remember when I fucked the two, Hank. And I woke up...
And I rolled over... I was hungover, like, "Oh, what happened?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
And I rolled over... I was hungover, like, "Oh, what ha...
And I went into the fetal position. I started... [groaning] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
And I went into the fetal position. I started... [groaning]
Not all of us are good people. We all think we're a good person. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Not all of us are good people. We all think we're a goo...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[audience laughing]
Give that a go." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
Give that a go."
And she tried to comfort me with her claw, just... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And she tried to comfort me with her claw, just...
But it's been so long now that I can laugh about it. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
But it's been so long now that I can laugh about it.
I do laugh about it. I was in my car, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
I do laugh about it. I was in my car,
And I was like this... [laughs] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And I was like this... [laughs]
When will you ever learn?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
When will you ever learn?"
And I was thinking about how fucking the two... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And I was thinking about how fucking the two...
Was the worst thing I've ever done in my life. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Was the worst thing I've ever done in my life.