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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

Is when it's directed at my girlfriendor they write to her directly, the mother of my...

is when it's directed at my girlfriend
or they write to her directly, the mother of my child

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is when it's directed at my girlfriend or they write to her directly,
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the mother of my child.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:56
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
People will write to her on Twitter or whatever, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
People will write to her on Twitter or whatever,
She doesn't need you people bothering her. She has fucking chores to do. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
She doesn't need you people bothering her. She has fuck...
I got my girlfriend pregnant after knowing her for six weeks. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
I got my girlfriend pregnant after knowing her for six weeks...
I think she wants to get married, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
I think she wants to get married,
I hate when my mother rings me up and goes, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
I hate when my mother rings me up and goes,
I've signed onto that like a bad fucking phone contract." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
I've signed onto that like a bad fucking phone contract...
I got 15 years left, then I'm fucking off. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
I got 15 years left, then I'm fucking off.
But marriage is until death. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
But marriage is until death.
Hundred years ago, the life expectancy of an American was 52. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Hundred years ago, the life expectancy of an American was 52...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
[audience laughing]
If I was gonna die at 52, sure, let's have some company. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
If I was gonna die at 52, sure, let's have some company...
I would have got married in the Dark Ages, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
I would have got married in the Dark Ages,
But she works out every day and she eats kale just to spite me. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
But she works out every day and she eats kale just to spite ...
Six weeks, she got pregnant. Six weeks! - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Six weeks, she got pregnant. Six weeks!
That first three months of the new boyfriend or girlfriend, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
That first three months of the new boyfriend or girlfriend,
And you're like, "Oh, my God... I love this person." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
And you're like, "Oh, my God... I love this person...
Do you wanna watch Star Wars?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
Do you wanna watch Star Wars?"
Your mother's like, "I think she's the one." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
Your mother's like, "I think she's the one.&q...
'Cause women can hold the psycho down for three months - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:27
'Cause women can hold the psycho down for three months
So I went from the new girlfriend, best feeling in the world, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
So I went from the new girlfriend, best feeling in the world...