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It's not that bad. When I was a child, I had polio.
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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

It's not that bad.When I was a child, I had polio."

It's not that bad.
When I was a child, I had polio." [audience laughing] [audience cheering]

Full Transcript

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It's not that bad. When I was a child, I had polio."
00:00:04.042 --> 00:00:06.013
[audience laughing]
00:00:06.079 --> 00:00:08.005
[audience cheering]
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:36
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
I think he's smart, 'cause he's the only kid I know. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I think he's smart, 'cause he's the only kid ...
When he was two, my friends used to come over all the time, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:16
When he was two, my friends used to come over all the time,
I taught him that, 'Red fire truck.'" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
I taught him that, 'Red fire truck.'"
They got this great big turtle - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
They got this great big turtle
And on the first day, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
And on the first day,
And we're there, the turtle walks by, I'm with Hank, and I went, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:20
And we're there, the turtle walks by, I'm with Han...
My dad's a Simon. His dad's a Simon, that's my grandfather. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
My dad's a Simon. His dad's a Simon, that's m...
So, one, two, three, third Simon." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
So, one, two, three, third Simon."
"All right." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"All right."
I can't decide which team - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I can't decide which team
"How old are you, Simon?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"How old are you, Simon?"
And it turned out that Simon was three months younger than Hank. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And it turned out that Simon was three months younger than H...
And Hank went, "Turtle!" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And Hank went, "Turtle!"
And I said, "Yes, Hank, that's a turtle." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
And I said, "Yes, Hank, that's a turtle."
"That's a tortoise." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
"That's a tortoise."
Turns out that tortoises just live on the land, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Turns out that tortoises just live on the land,
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:15
[audience laughing]
Guess what your fucking kids are? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Guess what your fucking kids are?
See, I go to these school events and I meet the other parents, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
See, I go to these school events and I meet the other parent...
So, whenever I meet this guy, Simon II, that fucking cunt, right? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
So, whenever I meet this guy, Simon II, that fucking cunt, r...