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I've never met a successful glass-half-full cunt
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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

I've never meta successful glass-half-full cunt

I've never met
a successful glass-half-full cunt

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I've never met a successful glass-half-full cunt.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:57
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
You'll never be anything if you think the glass is half full. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
You'll never be anything if you think the glass is half...
If you want to get ahead, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
If you want to get ahead,
Anyway, so I thought about what would make me happy, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Anyway, so I thought about what would make me happy,
And so I wrote to him, I said, "I think the secret to happiness is this. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And so I wrote to him, I said, "I think the secret to h...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:19
[audience laughing]
Now, in this world, we have everything - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
Now, in this world, we have everything
And four, five, six is the meat of the bell curve. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And four, five, six is the meat of the bell curve.
Now... I've been looking out at the audience here. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
Now... I've been looking out at the audience here.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
[audience laughing]
-I... -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
-I... -[audience laughing]
I think tens are sitting at home with other tens going, "I'm so happy." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
I think tens are sitting at home with other tens going, &quo...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
[audience laughing]
-there is a two in the audience. -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
-there is a two in the audience. -[audience laughing]
There are no ones. Ones are as rare as tens. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
There are no ones. Ones are as rare as tens.
I've seen about five ones in my life. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I've seen about five ones in my life.
They... Ones don't really leave the house. They... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
They... Ones don't really leave the house. They...
-they know they upset the rest of us. -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
-they know they upset the rest of us. -[audience laughing]
You walk by, they're normally being lifted out of a minivan - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
You walk by, they're normally being lifted out of a min...
And when you see a one, it does ruin your day, doesn't it? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And when you see a one, it does ruin your day, doesn't ...
You walk by the one and you're like, "Oh, fuck me. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
You walk by the one and you're like, "Oh, fuck me.