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I've seen about five ones in my life
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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

I've seen about five ones in my life

I've seen about five ones in my life

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I've seen about five ones in my life.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:26
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
They... Ones don't really leave the house. They... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
They... Ones don't really leave the house. They...
-they know they upset the rest of us. -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
-they know they upset the rest of us. -[audience laughing]
You walk by, they're normally being lifted out of a minivan - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
You walk by, they're normally being lifted out of a min...
And when you see a one, it does ruin your day, doesn't it? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And when you see a one, it does ruin your day, doesn't ...
You walk by the one and you're like, "Oh, fuck me. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
You walk by the one and you're like, "Oh, fuck me.
Oh, that's a fucking one if ever I've seen one." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:19
Oh, that's a fucking one if ever I've seen one.&qu...
The reason I know I'm a five is 'cause, as I said, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
The reason I know I'm a five is 'cause, as I said,
When I walk past people, nothing happens. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
When I walk past people, nothing happens.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[audience laughing]
-Five! -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
-Five! -[audience laughing]
-But they do face in the same direction. -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
-But they do face in the same direction. -[audience laughing...
And because I'm a five, that means society has deemed it okay - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
And because I'm a five, that means society has deemed i...
And no one gets upset. They're like, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
And no one gets upset. They're like,
My little gut resting on her fucking imperfect floppy ass, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
My little gut resting on her fucking imperfect floppy ass,
We're sweating on each other 'cause neither of us work out. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
We're sweating on each other 'cause neither of us ...
Just grabbing onto an average tit, like... [groaning] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
Just grabbing onto an average tit, like... [groaning]
I'm like, "Maybe if she gets depressed or something, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:15
I'm like, "Maybe if she gets depressed or somethin...
I'm a minor celebrity, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
I'm a minor celebrity,
Best day ever. I fucked a nine. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Best day ever. I fucked a nine.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
[audience laughing]