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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

"That's a tortoise."

"That's a tortoise." [audience laughing]

Full Transcript

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"That's a tortoise."
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[audience laughing]
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:14
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
Turns out that tortoises just live on the land, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Turns out that tortoises just live on the land,
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:15
[audience laughing]
Guess what your fucking kids are? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Guess what your fucking kids are?
See, I go to these school events and I meet the other parents, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
See, I go to these school events and I meet the other parent...
So, whenever I meet this guy, Simon II, that fucking cunt, right? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
So, whenever I meet this guy, Simon II, that fucking cunt, r...
He's a thoracic surgeon and his wife's a pediatrician. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
He's a thoracic surgeon and his wife's a pediatric...
And I'm chatting to the fucking Simons, right? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And I'm chatting to the fucking Simons, right?
And I can't keep up with the conversation, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
And I can't keep up with the conversation,
We're talking about politics or something, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
We're talking about politics or something,
I reckon they should try to catch that Benghazi guy." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
I reckon they should try to catch that Benghazi guy."
And then, everyone looks at me like I'm an idiot, and I went... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And then, everyone looks at me like I'm an idiot, and I...
And Simon II goes, "Jim, I didn't catch-- - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
And Simon II goes, "Jim, I didn't catch--
I'm a comedian." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
I'm a comedian."
We'd love to catch one of your shows sometime." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:28
We'd love to catch one of your shows sometime."
-I... -[audience cheering] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
-I... -[audience cheering]
I'm sort of known for saying 'cunt.' - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:19
I'm sort of known for saying 'cunt.'
Basically... basically, I'm the Rosa Parks of 'cunt.'" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
Basically... basically, I'm the Rosa Parks of 'cun...
[chuckles] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[chuckles]
But I'm not happy, 'cause it's just female staff - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
But I'm not happy, 'cause it's just female st...
It's all right for the girls, but the boys should do a stand-up wee. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
It's all right for the girls, but the boys should do a ...