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The reason I know I'm a five is 'cause, as I said
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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

The reason I know I'm a fiveis 'cause, as I said, 95% of the population is four, five,...

The reason I know I'm a five
is 'cause, as I said, 95% of the population is four, five, six, an average-looking human being

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The reason I know I'm a five is 'cause, as I said,
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95% of the population is four, five, six,
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an average-looking human being.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:20:39
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
When I walk past people, nothing happens. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
When I walk past people, nothing happens.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[audience laughing]
-Five! -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
-Five! -[audience laughing]
-But they do face in the same direction. -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
-But they do face in the same direction. -[audience laughing...
And because I'm a five, that means society has deemed it okay - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
And because I'm a five, that means society has deemed i...
And no one gets upset. They're like, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
And no one gets upset. They're like,
My little gut resting on her fucking imperfect floppy ass, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
My little gut resting on her fucking imperfect floppy ass,
We're sweating on each other 'cause neither of us work out. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
We're sweating on each other 'cause neither of us ...
Just grabbing onto an average tit, like... [groaning] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
Just grabbing onto an average tit, like... [groaning]
I'm like, "Maybe if she gets depressed or something, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:15
I'm like, "Maybe if she gets depressed or somethin...
I'm a minor celebrity, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
I'm a minor celebrity,
Best day ever. I fucked a nine. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Best day ever. I fucked a nine.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
[audience laughing]
And when I fucked the two, that was the lowest point in my life. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And when I fucked the two, that was the lowest point in my l...
[chuckling] I gave up drinking for 18 months after I fucked the two. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
[chuckling] I gave up drinking for 18 months after I fucked ...
Oh, wait, I remember when I fucked the two, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Oh, wait, I remember when I fucked the two,
I'm still writing the letter to my son, by the way. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I'm still writing the letter to my son, by the way.
So, I remember when I fucked the two, Hank. And I woke up... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
So, I remember when I fucked the two, Hank. And I woke up...
And I rolled over... I was hungover, like, "Oh, what happened?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
And I rolled over... I was hungover, like, "Oh, what ha...
And I went into the fetal position. I started... [groaning] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
And I went into the fetal position. I started... [groaning]