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there is a two in the audience. -[audience laughing]
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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

There is a two in the audience.- Now, I'm not gonna point you out

there is a two in the audience.
-[audience laughing] Now, I'm not gonna point you out

Full Transcript

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-there is a two in the audience. -[audience laughing]
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Now, I'm not gonna point you out.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:09
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
There are no ones. Ones are as rare as tens. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
There are no ones. Ones are as rare as tens.
I've seen about five ones in my life. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I've seen about five ones in my life.
They... Ones don't really leave the house. They... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
They... Ones don't really leave the house. They...
-they know they upset the rest of us. -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
-they know they upset the rest of us. -[audience laughing]
You walk by, they're normally being lifted out of a minivan - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
You walk by, they're normally being lifted out of a min...
And when you see a one, it does ruin your day, doesn't it? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And when you see a one, it does ruin your day, doesn't ...
You walk by the one and you're like, "Oh, fuck me. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
You walk by the one and you're like, "Oh, fuck me.
Oh, that's a fucking one if ever I've seen one." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:19
Oh, that's a fucking one if ever I've seen one.&qu...
The reason I know I'm a five is 'cause, as I said, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
The reason I know I'm a five is 'cause, as I said,
When I walk past people, nothing happens. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
When I walk past people, nothing happens.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[audience laughing]
-Five! -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
-Five! -[audience laughing]
-But they do face in the same direction. -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
-But they do face in the same direction. -[audience laughing...
And because I'm a five, that means society has deemed it okay - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
And because I'm a five, that means society has deemed i...
And no one gets upset. They're like, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
And no one gets upset. They're like,
My little gut resting on her fucking imperfect floppy ass, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
My little gut resting on her fucking imperfect floppy ass,
We're sweating on each other 'cause neither of us work out. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
We're sweating on each other 'cause neither of us ...
Just grabbing onto an average tit, like... [groaning] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
Just grabbing onto an average tit, like... [groaning]
I'm like, "Maybe if she gets depressed or something, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:15
I'm like, "Maybe if she gets depressed or somethin...
I'm a minor celebrity, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
I'm a minor celebrity,