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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

"This is how I've always done it." Yeah, Hank, he got toilet-trainedjust under the wire,...

"This is how I've always done it." [chuckles] Yeah, Hank, he got toilet-trained
just under the wire, 'cause he's three now, and he got toilet-trained
just before his birthday

Full Transcript

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"This is how I've always done it."
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, Hank, he got toilet-trained just under the wire,
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'cause he's three now,
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and he got toilet-trained just before his birthday.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:53
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
There's people in the crowd who have a 4-year-old who isn't toilet-trained. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
There's people in the crowd who have a 4-year-old who i...
And you're feeling shame right now, I know, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And you're feeling shame right now, I know,
You're allowed to shit your pants - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
You're allowed to shit your pants
Now, a 4-year-old shouldn't be shitting their pants - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
Now, a 4-year-old shouldn't be shitting their pants
And you should never be able to have a conversation - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And you should never be able to have a conversation
We're playing pinball, and his son walks up, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
We're playing pinball, and his son walks up,
You're gonna have to change me, mate. I just shit my pants." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:14
You're gonna have to change me, mate. I just shit my pa...
Can you please stop shitting your pants?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Can you please stop shitting your pants?"
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?"
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three,
"You have to start shitting in front of Hank." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"You have to start shitting in front of Hank."
And I went, "I don't wanna shit in front of Hank. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And I went, "I don't wanna shit in front of Hank.
What have I gotta shit in front of Hank for?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
What have I gotta shit in front of Hank for?"
And she goes, "He's like, 'Monkey see, monkey do.' - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And she goes, "He's like, 'Monkey see, monkey...
He's gotta see someone using the toilet paper--" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
He's gotta see someone using the toilet paper--"
And I said, "Why don't you shit in front of Hank?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:14
And I said, "Why don't you shit in front of Hank?&...
'Cause my shits used to be these quiet, dignified affairs. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
'Cause my shits used to be these quiet, dignified affai...
I'd be watching the TV, I'd feel a shit come on... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
I'd be watching the TV, I'd feel a shit come on...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[audience laughing]
I'd have my shit, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
I'd have my shit,