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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

When you meet these people who go, "You're such a glass-half-emptysort of guy." I'm...

When you meet these people who go, "You're such a glass-half-empty
sort of guy." I'm like,
"These glass-half-full cunts, fuck them." [audience laughing] You know what I mean?

Full Transcript

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When you meet these people who go,
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"You're such a glass-half-empty sort of guy."
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I'm like, "These glass-half-full cunts, fuck them."
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[audience laughing]
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You know what I mean?
Duration
15 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:44
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
I've never met a successful glass-half-full cunt. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I've never met a successful glass-half-full cunt.
You'll never be anything if you think the glass is half full. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
You'll never be anything if you think the glass is half...
If you want to get ahead, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
If you want to get ahead,
Anyway, so I thought about what would make me happy, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Anyway, so I thought about what would make me happy,
And so I wrote to him, I said, "I think the secret to happiness is this. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And so I wrote to him, I said, "I think the secret to h...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:19
[audience laughing]
Now, in this world, we have everything - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
Now, in this world, we have everything
And four, five, six is the meat of the bell curve. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And four, five, six is the meat of the bell curve.
Now... I've been looking out at the audience here. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
Now... I've been looking out at the audience here.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
[audience laughing]
-I... -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
-I... -[audience laughing]
I think tens are sitting at home with other tens going, "I'm so happy." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
I think tens are sitting at home with other tens going, &quo...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
[audience laughing]
-there is a two in the audience. -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
-there is a two in the audience. -[audience laughing]
There are no ones. Ones are as rare as tens. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
There are no ones. Ones are as rare as tens.
I've seen about five ones in my life. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I've seen about five ones in my life.
They... Ones don't really leave the house. They... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
They... Ones don't really leave the house. They...
-they know they upset the rest of us. -[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
-they know they upset the rest of us. -[audience laughing]
You walk by, they're normally being lifted out of a minivan - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
You walk by, they're normally being lifted out of a min...
And when you see a one, it does ruin your day, doesn't it? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And when you see a one, it does ruin your day, doesn't ...