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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

You're allowed to shit your pants in the first and the last three yearsof your life

You're allowed to shit your pants in the first and the last three years
of your life

Full Transcript

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You're allowed to shit your pants
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in the first and the last three years of your life.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:20
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
Now, a 4-year-old shouldn't be shitting their pants - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
Now, a 4-year-old shouldn't be shitting their pants
And you should never be able to have a conversation - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And you should never be able to have a conversation
We're playing pinball, and his son walks up, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
We're playing pinball, and his son walks up,
You're gonna have to change me, mate. I just shit my pants." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:14
You're gonna have to change me, mate. I just shit my pa...
Can you please stop shitting your pants?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Can you please stop shitting your pants?"
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?"
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three,
"You have to start shitting in front of Hank." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"You have to start shitting in front of Hank."
And I went, "I don't wanna shit in front of Hank. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And I went, "I don't wanna shit in front of Hank.
What have I gotta shit in front of Hank for?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
What have I gotta shit in front of Hank for?"
And she goes, "He's like, 'Monkey see, monkey do.' - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And she goes, "He's like, 'Monkey see, monkey...
He's gotta see someone using the toilet paper--" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
He's gotta see someone using the toilet paper--"
And I said, "Why don't you shit in front of Hank?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:14
And I said, "Why don't you shit in front of Hank?&...
'Cause my shits used to be these quiet, dignified affairs. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
'Cause my shits used to be these quiet, dignified affai...
I'd be watching the TV, I'd feel a shit come on... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
I'd be watching the TV, I'd feel a shit come on...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[audience laughing]
I'd have my shit, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
I'd have my shit,
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[audience laughing]
Who wants to come and see a professional at work?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Who wants to come and see a professional at work?"
"I've got one." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
"I've got one."