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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

And they put two on this side and one on that side

And they put two on this side and one on that side

Full Transcript

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And they put two on this side
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and one on that side.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:31
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
I don't know a lot about cunts, but they're not symmetrical. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I don't know a lot about cunts, but they're not sy...
That's all really... That's good now, it's good. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
That's all really... That's good now, it's go...
So they grow their hair long, make sure they're clean shaven, right? - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
So they grow their hair long, make sure they're clean s...
Now, here is my problem where they don't transition enough. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Now, here is my problem where they don't transition eno...
And that's not the real female experience. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
And that's not the real female experience.
They wanna be a real woman, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
They wanna be a real woman,
You do that, you can play any sport you want, I reckon. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
You do that, you can play any sport you want, I reckon.
Then the next one, so a woman becoming a man. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Then the next one, so a woman becoming a man.
Then they have to build a new fresh dick with that new dick smell. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Then they have to build a new fresh dick with that new dick ...
They build a new dick. A beautiful dick. You'd ask for a good one, wouldn't ya? - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
They build a new dick. A beautiful dick. You'd ask for ...
You wouldn't go small. You'd go, "Give me a nice dick." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
You wouldn't go small. You'd go, "Give me a n...
If they wanna be a real man, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
If they wanna be a real man,
Shave the horse-shoe shape in, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Shave the horse-shoe shape in,
'Cause they will never know the full pain of male pattern baldness. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
'Cause they will never know the full pain of male patte...
It's fucking killer. If you watch my early specials - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
It's fucking killer. If you watch my early specials
You watch them, I get hairier and hairier - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
You watch them, I get hairier and hairier
I take a tablet every day for the last 15 years - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
I take a tablet every day for the last 15 years
Hey, every single fucking day I have to take this tablet, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Hey, every single fucking day I have to take this tablet,
But I have to only take it every four days now. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
But I have to only take it every four days now.
Either I have hair and I can't fuck anyone, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
Either I have hair and I can't fuck anyone,