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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

And then I fell forward, and started licking from above, and acted like thatwas what I...

And then I fell forward, and started licking from above, and acted like that
was what I meant to do!

Full Transcript

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And then I fell forward,
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and started licking from above,
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and acted like that was what I meant to do!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:48
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
If you ever find yourself in a situation - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:15
If you ever find yourself in a situation
Get a video of her saying what she expects, what she wants. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Get a video of her saying what she expects, what she wants.
Make her hold the newspaper for that day. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Make her hold the newspaper for that day.
Maybe a contract, get a notary. There's not enough. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Maybe a contract, get a notary. There's not enough.
Because, girls, once we get started in this position, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Because, girls, once we get started in this position,
Unless your safe word is... - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Unless your safe word is...
If you do it on a soft, inner-spring mattress, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
If you do it on a soft, inner-spring mattress,
You do it on memory foam, you'll fucking kill a bitch! - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
You do it on memory foam, you'll fucking kill a bitch!
That's what it's like to be married. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:04
That's what it's like to be married.
I have... traveled the world with this job, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
I have... traveled the world with this job,
Anywhere where they speak English, I've gotten up somewhere - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Anywhere where they speak English, I've gotten up somew...
I'll tell you what, I've seen all different cultures, different societies - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
I'll tell you what, I've seen all different cultur...
The biggest cunts on Earth - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
The biggest cunts on Earth
Swedish people are the worst people on Earth. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Swedish people are the worst people on Earth.
If there's any Swedish people in the room - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
If there's any Swedish people in the room
Do you know Sweden was the last place in the free world to give up on Eugenics? - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Do you know Sweden was the last place in the free world to g...
Right up until 1974, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
Right up until 1974,
So if you had cerebral palsy, muscular distrophy, you're a dwarf, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
So if you had cerebral palsy, muscular distrophy, you'r...
But if you go there, you can't argue with the results. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
But if you go there, you can't argue with the results.
Like they're so fucking good looking, man. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Like they're so fucking good looking, man.