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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

Before I tell this, I have to mention, my wife is British, very posh accent, sounds like...

Before I tell this, I have to mention, my wife is British, very posh accent, sounds like Mary Poppins,
my wife, right?

Full Transcript

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Before I tell this, I have to mention,
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my wife is British, very posh accent,
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sounds like Mary Poppins, my wife, right?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:47
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
I feel like I said that weird, didn't I? Said that a bit weird. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I feel like I said that weird, didn't I? Said that a bi...
British talky talky, Indian looky looky. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
British talky talky, Indian looky looky.
So my wife's Indian, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:14
So my wife's Indian,
Not a stupid White baby." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
Not a stupid White baby."
But imagine if the shoe was on the other foot. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
But imagine if the shoe was on the other foot.
Imagine if I was walking around the baby shower with my friends... - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Imagine if I was walking around the baby shower with my frie...
And I pointed at my wife's stomach, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
And I pointed at my wife's stomach,
I want a White baby, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
I want a White baby,
This is whiter than the kid I had with the blonde Canadian woman. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
This is whiter than the kid I had with the blonde Canadian w...
I was at the cunt-end of the birth, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
I was at the cunt-end of the birth,
My mother-in-law... So at this stage - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
My mother-in-law... So at this stage
My wife's being stitched up. She's being stitched up. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
My wife's being stitched up. She's being stitched ...
She's being stitched up, the reason I'm telling you this, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
She's being stitched up, the reason I'm telling yo...
This baby that came out of the woman looks just like me. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
This baby that came out of the woman looks just like me.
It has thin hair and one eyebrow. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
It has thin hair and one eyebrow.
My mother-in-law's there, she holds the baby next to my head, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
My mother-in-law's there, she holds the baby next to my...
He looks exactly the same as Jim." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
He looks exactly the same as Jim."
You can't argue with a woman when her cunt's being stitched up. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
You can't argue with a woman when her cunt's being...
"Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those people who pays for everything." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
"Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those people who...
So my wife... I'd never seen her hornier than the last trimester of her pregnancy. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
So my wife... I'd never seen her hornier than the last ...