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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

But if any animal deserves to die, it's the koala

but if any animal deserves to die, it's the koala

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but if any animal deserves to die,
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it's the koala.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:26
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
The koala is the laziest animal on Earth. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
The koala is the laziest animal on Earth.
It sleeps for 22 hours a day. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
It sleeps for 22 hours a day.
Eucalyptus leaves are its source of food and water. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Eucalyptus leaves are its source of food and water.
There is a chemical in eucalyptus that reacts the same way to them - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
There is a chemical in eucalyptus that reacts the same way t...
So they're stoned all fucking day. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
So they're stoned all fucking day.
Eighty percent of koalas have chlamydia. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Eighty percent of koalas have chlamydia.
So they're stoned with chlamydia. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
So they're stoned with chlamydia.
And they're up in the tree with their family, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
And they're up in the tree with their family,
And the fire's blazing through the Australian bush. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
And the fire's blazing through the Australian bush.
And all the other animals are running and jumping - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
And all the other animals are running and jumping
"It's gettin' a bit hot." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
"It's gettin' a bit hot."
And then when we have these natural disasters - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
And then when we have these natural disasters
We get a young Swedish girl with a twitchy eye to tell us off. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
We get a young Swedish girl with a twitchy eye to tell us of...
Fucking Greta gets up there and she's like, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Fucking Greta gets up there and she's like,
Now, I know, as soon as I mention Greta Thunberg - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Now, I know, as soon as I mention Greta Thunberg
A lot of women get upset when a man my age mentions Greta Thunberg. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
A lot of women get upset when a man my age mentions Greta Th...
In your brain, a little loop's going on - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
In your brain, a little loop's going on
Who do you think you are?" - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Who do you think you are?"
I waited three long years to talk about this shit. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I waited three long years to talk about this shit.
I can say whatever the fuck I want about a 19-year-old. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I can say whatever the fuck I want about a 19-year-old.