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'Cause you feel like you're being active
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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

'Cause you feel likeyou're being active, but you still get a pillow

'Cause you feel like
you're being active, but you still get a pillow

Full Transcript

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'Cause you feel like you're being active,
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but you still get a pillow.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:32
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
My wife loves me so much, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:19
My wife loves me so much,
Every now and again, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Every now and again,
There's one position all couples do four or five times a year. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
There's one position all couples do four or five times ...
And every time, you go, "This is dumb." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
And every time, you go, "This is dumb."
Now in case you don't know, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Now in case you don't know,
But she bends over, so it's not good, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
But she bends over, so it's not good,
Unless you have a big dick, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Unless you have a big dick,
It'll come out every sixth thrust or so, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
It'll come out every sixth thrust or so,
There's another thing you only do early in a relationship, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
There's another thing you only do early in a relationsh...
You do it in the beginning to act like you're free with your body. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
You do it in the beginning to act like you're free with...
I'm six foot tall, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I'm six foot tall,
Any taller, I'm finger-banging behind my head, and licking her navel. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Any taller, I'm finger-banging behind my head, and lick...
Any shorter, my neck's up like this, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Any shorter, my neck's up like this,
You just see each other. Same height? 69. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
You just see each other. Same height? 69.
Another problem with 69 is, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
Another problem with 69 is,
I can't lick your cunt to the best of my ability - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:11
I can't lick your cunt to the best of my ability
How many times I've been in 69, and I've thought to myself... - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
How many times I've been in 69, and I've thought t...
And then because I'm doing such a good job, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
And then because I'm doing such a good job,
She has a cock in her mouth with zero fucking passion! - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
She has a cock in her mouth with zero fucking passion!
You have to knee her in the head, "Fucking get back to it!" - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
You have to knee her in the head, "Fucking get back to ...