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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

I get stoned, I take an edible, every fucking day

I get stoned, I take an edible, every fucking day

Full Transcript

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I get stoned,
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I take an edible,
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every fucking day.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:56
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
I drop my kid at school, and I take an edible. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
I drop my kid at school, and I take an edible.
Alright, play Call of Duty, and my wife will come in, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:15
Alright, play Call of Duty, and my wife will come in,
My wife hasn't watched me do standup for over a year - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
My wife hasn't watched me do standup for over a year
And I said to her before this special, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:19
And I said to her before this special,
If you're watching this on Netflix, know that I'm next to my wife like this. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
If you're watching this on Netflix, know that I'm ...
When you're in a long-term relationship, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
When you're in a long-term relationship,
You start out with more, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
You start out with more,
You both know your core four, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
You both know your core four,
And in the car ride home, you'll talk about your core four. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
And in the car ride home, you'll talk about your core f...
Then the other two are variables for your relationship. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Then the other two are variables for your relationship.
The one that helps her cum, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
The one that helps her cum,
I won't tell you my wife's finishing position, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
I won't tell you my wife's finishing position,
I used to finish in doggie when I was a younger man, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:18
I used to finish in doggie when I was a younger man,
'Cause you feel like you're being active, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
'Cause you feel like you're being active,
My wife loves me so much, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:19
My wife loves me so much,
Every now and again, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Every now and again,
There's one position all couples do four or five times a year. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
There's one position all couples do four or five times ...
And every time, you go, "This is dumb." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
And every time, you go, "This is dumb."
Now in case you don't know, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Now in case you don't know,
But she bends over, so it's not good, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
But she bends over, so it's not good,