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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

I want a White baby, not a stupid brown baby."

I want a White baby, not a stupid brown baby."

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I want a White baby,
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not a stupid brown baby."
Duration
8 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:09
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
This is whiter than the kid I had with the blonde Canadian woman. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
This is whiter than the kid I had with the blonde Canadian w...
I was at the cunt-end of the birth, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
I was at the cunt-end of the birth,
My mother-in-law... So at this stage - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
My mother-in-law... So at this stage
My wife's being stitched up. She's being stitched up. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
My wife's being stitched up. She's being stitched ...
She's being stitched up, the reason I'm telling you this, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
She's being stitched up, the reason I'm telling yo...
This baby that came out of the woman looks just like me. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
This baby that came out of the woman looks just like me.
It has thin hair and one eyebrow. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
It has thin hair and one eyebrow.
My mother-in-law's there, she holds the baby next to my head, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
My mother-in-law's there, she holds the baby next to my...
He looks exactly the same as Jim." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
He looks exactly the same as Jim."
You can't argue with a woman when her cunt's being stitched up. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
You can't argue with a woman when her cunt's being...
"Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those people who pays for everything." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
"Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those people who...
So my wife... I'd never seen her hornier than the last trimester of her pregnancy. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
So my wife... I'd never seen her hornier than the last ...
Don't know if it happens to others, something to do with hormones. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Don't know if it happens to others, something to do wit...
And the obstetrician says to us, my wife's asking the doctor, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
And the obstetrician says to us, my wife's asking the d...
She's like, "And the baby will turn around, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:15
She's like, "And the baby will turn around,
Are we still allowed to have sex?" - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
Are we still allowed to have sex?"
It's healthy to have sex during the pregnancy." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
It's healthy to have sex during the pregnancy."
That wasn't the real reason I didn't want to have sex. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
That wasn't the real reason I didn't want to have ...
Now, I know that's not a nice thing to say, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Now, I know that's not a nice thing to say,
I told him he should want, but he's in charge, man. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I told him he should want, but he's in charge, man.