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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

I would've waited a little longer but, I said to my wife, "I'm worried that Covid's going...

I would've waited a little longer but, I said to my wife, "I'm worried that Covid's going to end,
we must get married now." She said, "Why?" 'Cause my
wife's British, I'm Australian

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I would've waited a little longer
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but, I said to my wife,
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"I'm worried that Covid's going to end, we must get married now."
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She said, "Why?" 'Cause my wife's British, I'm Australian.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:02
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
I said, "Covid will end, we have to get married." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:12
I said, "Covid will end, we have to get married."
See people I don't want to fuckin' know." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:11
See people I don't want to fuckin' know."
Damn you, Covid!" - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
Damn you, Covid!"
I believe in the term, "Happy wife, happy life." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
I believe in the term, "Happy wife, happy life."
There's never been a truer sentence in the English language - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:15
There's never been a truer sentence in the English lang...
It does surprise me, however, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
It does surprise me, however,
If my wife had a saying, it would be, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
If my wife had a saying, it would be,
Or, "Happy husband, what's he been up to?" - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Or, "Happy husband, what's he been up to?"
We get married in Vegas, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
We get married in Vegas,
So she gets pregnant, it wasn't expected. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
So she gets pregnant, it wasn't expected.
That seems like a fun sentence, "My body, my choice." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:11
That seems like a fun sentence, "My body, my choice.&qu...
I said, "Dad, I'm getting a vasectomy." He said, "Don't do it." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:15
I said, "Dad, I'm getting a vasectomy." He sa...
And I said, "Dad, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:11
And I said, "Dad,
That's the fastest I've ever seen anyone - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
That's the fastest I've ever seen anyone
He's 81 years old, and all that time - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
He's 81 years old, and all that time
Before I tell this, I have to mention, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
Before I tell this, I have to mention,
I feel like I said that weird, didn't I? Said that a bit weird. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I feel like I said that weird, didn't I? Said that a bi...
British talky talky, Indian looky looky. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
British talky talky, Indian looky looky.
So my wife's Indian, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:14
So my wife's Indian,
Not a stupid White baby." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
Not a stupid White baby."