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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

If you do it on a soft,inner-spring mattress, she stands a chance!

If you do it on a soft,
inner-spring mattress, she stands a chance!

Full Transcript

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If you do it on a soft, inner-spring mattress,
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she stands a chance!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:57
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
You do it on memory foam, you'll fucking kill a bitch! - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
You do it on memory foam, you'll fucking kill a bitch!
That's what it's like to be married. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:04
That's what it's like to be married.
I have... traveled the world with this job, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
I have... traveled the world with this job,
Anywhere where they speak English, I've gotten up somewhere - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Anywhere where they speak English, I've gotten up somew...
I'll tell you what, I've seen all different cultures, different societies - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
I'll tell you what, I've seen all different cultur...
The biggest cunts on Earth - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
The biggest cunts on Earth
Swedish people are the worst people on Earth. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Swedish people are the worst people on Earth.
If there's any Swedish people in the room - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
If there's any Swedish people in the room
Do you know Sweden was the last place in the free world to give up on Eugenics? - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Do you know Sweden was the last place in the free world to g...
Right up until 1974, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
Right up until 1974,
So if you had cerebral palsy, muscular distrophy, you're a dwarf, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
So if you had cerebral palsy, muscular distrophy, you'r...
But if you go there, you can't argue with the results. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
But if you go there, you can't argue with the results.
Like they're so fucking good looking, man. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Like they're so fucking good looking, man.
They're so good looking, it's like they're killing the ugly people. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
They're so good looking, it's like they're ki...
Now, I'm not saying they're walking around killing people, that's ridiculous. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Now, I'm not saying they're walking around killing...
So, there'll be, like, a woman giving birth, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
So, there'll be, like, a woman giving birth,
Right? - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:26
Right?
Then they throw the baby in the corner with all the other ugly, dead babies. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Then they throw the baby in the corner with all the other ug...
It wasn't hit hard enough, and it was thrown into the corner. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
It wasn't hit hard enough, and it was thrown into the c...
And then the other ugly dead babies kept on piling up on top of it. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
And then the other ugly dead babies kept on piling up on top...