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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

If my wife had a saying, it would be, "Happy husband, we'll see about that."

If my wife had a saying, it would be, "Happy husband, we'll see about that."

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If my wife had a saying, it would be,
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"Happy husband, we'll see about that."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:24
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
Or, "Happy husband, what's he been up to?" - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
Or, "Happy husband, what's he been up to?"
We get married in Vegas, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
We get married in Vegas,
So she gets pregnant, it wasn't expected. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
So she gets pregnant, it wasn't expected.
That seems like a fun sentence, "My body, my choice." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:11
That seems like a fun sentence, "My body, my choice.&qu...
I said, "Dad, I'm getting a vasectomy." He said, "Don't do it." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:15
I said, "Dad, I'm getting a vasectomy." He sa...
And I said, "Dad, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:11
And I said, "Dad,
That's the fastest I've ever seen anyone - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
That's the fastest I've ever seen anyone
He's 81 years old, and all that time - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
He's 81 years old, and all that time
Before I tell this, I have to mention, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
Before I tell this, I have to mention,
I feel like I said that weird, didn't I? Said that a bit weird. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I feel like I said that weird, didn't I? Said that a bi...
British talky talky, Indian looky looky. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
British talky talky, Indian looky looky.
So my wife's Indian, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:14
So my wife's Indian,
Not a stupid White baby." - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
Not a stupid White baby."
But imagine if the shoe was on the other foot. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
But imagine if the shoe was on the other foot.
Imagine if I was walking around the baby shower with my friends... - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
Imagine if I was walking around the baby shower with my frie...
And I pointed at my wife's stomach, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
And I pointed at my wife's stomach,
I want a White baby, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
I want a White baby,
This is whiter than the kid I had with the blonde Canadian woman. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
This is whiter than the kid I had with the blonde Canadian w...
I was at the cunt-end of the birth, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
I was at the cunt-end of the birth,
My mother-in-law... So at this stage - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
My mother-in-law... So at this stage