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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

Now, I know that's nota nice thing to say, but I can't...The dick wants what the dick...

Now, I know that's not
a nice thing to say, but I can't...
The dick wants what the dick wants

Full Transcript

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Now, I know that's not a nice thing to say,
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but I can't... The dick wants what the dick wants.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:32
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
I told him he should want, but he's in charge, man. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I told him he should want, but he's in charge, man.
She's five foot two, she's under a hundred pounds. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
She's five foot two, she's under a hundred pounds.
She looked like fuckin' ET, man. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
She looked like fuckin' ET, man.
So, I had this fuckin' horny ET, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:15
So, I had this fuckin' horny ET,
Over the course of my career, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
Over the course of my career,
Normally they're about cocaine, one-night stands, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
Normally they're about cocaine, one-night stands,
Because, I'm a happily married father of two, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Because, I'm a happily married father of two,
But these sex jokes are for all the people in the room - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
But these sex jokes are for all the people in the room
And they have to fuck the same person every day. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
And they have to fuck the same person every day.
When you fuck the same person every day, you get good at it. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
When you fuck the same person every day, you get good at it.
You get good or you get efficient. You know each other's buttons, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
You get good or you get efficient. You know each other'...
Now I should mention something about myself. Um... - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Now I should mention something about myself. Um...
I haven't had a drink in 18 months. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
I haven't had a drink in 18 months.
Right, I don't... - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Right, I don't...
I think if you've watched my career, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I think if you've watched my career,
I did some of my specials completely drunk, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
I did some of my specials completely drunk,
I had years that I was good, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
I had years that I was good,
Come into my life which I've always rejected. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Come into my life which I've always rejected.
I had no idea! - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
I had no idea!
It was a drug I never did. I was doing cocaine, and all... - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
It was a drug I never did. I was doing cocaine, and all...