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Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry

You wouldn't go small.You'd go, "Give me a nice dick." Then they take the hormones,they...

You wouldn't go small.
You'd go, "Give me a nice dick." Then they take the hormones,
they always grow a beard

Full Transcript

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You wouldn't go small. You'd go, "Give me a nice dick."
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Then they take the hormones, they always grow a beard.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:14
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad's vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
If they wanna be a real man, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
If they wanna be a real man,
Shave the horse-shoe shape in, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Shave the horse-shoe shape in,
'Cause they will never know the full pain of male pattern baldness. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
'Cause they will never know the full pain of male patte...
It's fucking killer. If you watch my early specials - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
It's fucking killer. If you watch my early specials
You watch them, I get hairier and hairier - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
You watch them, I get hairier and hairier
I take a tablet every day for the last 15 years - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
I take a tablet every day for the last 15 years
Hey, every single fucking day I have to take this tablet, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:09
Hey, every single fucking day I have to take this tablet,
But I have to only take it every four days now. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
But I have to only take it every four days now.
Either I have hair and I can't fuck anyone, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
Either I have hair and I can't fuck anyone,
But it's the last physical thing people tease about. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
But it's the last physical thing people tease about.
My friend, someone polished his head at a party with a tea towel. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
My friend, someone polished his head at a party with a tea t...
And you're thinking I'm a comedian, I should have thicker skin. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:06
And you're thinking I'm a comedian, I should have ...
You cannot knock or tease male pattern baldness anymore. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
You cannot knock or tease male pattern baldness anymore.
Because one woman once - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
Because one woman once
And you all lost your fucking shit, didn't ya? - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
And you all lost your fucking shit, didn't ya?
Fuck Jada Pinkett Smith and her bald ass fucking head! - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Fuck Jada Pinkett Smith and her bald ass fucking head!
A woman losing their hair is easier than a man losing their hair. - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:07
A woman losing their hair is easier than a man losing their ...
Sir, did anyone ever call you brave? - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:05
Sir, did anyone ever call you brave?
Men aren't allowed to cover their baldness up in any fucking way, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:10
Men aren't allowed to cover their baldness up in any fu...
If a man has a comb over, as soon as he leaves the room, - Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry 00:08
If a man has a comb over, as soon as he leaves the room,