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Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.

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Scott Zabielski

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Irwin Entertainment

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"We have 472 complaints
from a Miss Moneypenny." - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

"We have 472 complaints from a Miss Moneypenny."

From all reports, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

From all reports,

We all have that gay friend, don't we? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

We all have that gay friend, don't we?

But he paid the price, as people should
when they do things wrong. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

But he paid the price, as people should when they do things ...

Yet there is an actual president... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Yet there is an actual president...

We have a guy... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

We have a guy...

Now, I'm famous. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Now, I'm famous.

The term "Grab 'em by the pussy,"
as soon as that happened, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

The term "Grab 'em by the pussy," as soon as ...

If he said, "I grab 'em by the tit,"
I know what a tit-grab entails. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

If he said, "I grab 'em by the tit," I know w...

"Grab 'em by the pussy," you see... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

"Grab 'em by the pussy," you see...

Or if he fingered a pussy.
We've all fingered a pussy, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Or if he fingered a pussy. We've all fingered a pussy,

Then you get your hand like that,
so devil horns open up, flip around. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Then you get your hand like that, so devil horns open up, fl...

Now you want to be
a real good pussy grabber, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Now you want to be a real good pussy grabber,

And it's like, "And who are we
getting rid of today? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And it's like, "And who are we getting rid of toda...

"And who are we getting back?
We're getting... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

"And who are we getting back? We're getting...

See, immigrants are good.
You wanna have them, man. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

See, immigrants are good. You wanna have them, man.

I have this woman who cleans my house
twice a week. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

I have this woman who cleans my house twice a week.

This is what Trump reckons.
Trump reckons that the Mexicans... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

This is what Trump reckons. Trump reckons that the Mexicans....

You're trying to flee a country,
you're dehydrated, you're in the desert. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

You're trying to flee a country, you're dehydrated...

That would be the last thing on my mind, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

That would be the last thing on my mind,

"They're coming over the border
and they're raping." - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

"They're coming over the border and they're r...

Off to the special Mexican closet. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Off to the special Mexican closet.

You come back out your ass is like a Japanese flag - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

You come back out your ass is like a Japanese flag

You look at your wife, and you're like,
"Why do we keep coming here? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

You look at your wife, and you're like, "Why do we...

That's why I do believe
there should be a wall. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

That's why I do believe there should be a wall.

Just to take the piss. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Just to take the piss.

Like, who the fuck... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Like, who the fuck...

No, it's good. No hecklers, happy. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

No, it's good. No hecklers, happy.

So I'm on stage
kicking dead babies around, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

So I'm on stage kicking dead babies around,

And then her husband stands up... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And then her husband stands up...

"Anyway, Jim, the first half of the show
was really great." - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

"Anyway, Jim, the first half of the show was really gre...

And then he just leaves awkwardly, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And then he just leaves awkwardly,

And as I'm doing that, in the second row - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And as I'm doing that, in the second row

And this sentence fell out
of my mouth so fast, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And this sentence fell out of my mouth so fast,

I'm not proud of this. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

I'm not proud of this.

That was many years ago. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

That was many years ago.

What am I gonna do? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

What am I gonna do?

But no one ever tells me. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

But no one ever tells me.

Now I know what you're thinking. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Now I know what you're thinking.

So I'll teach you the word you wanna know. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

So I'll teach you the word you wanna know.

All right, so that's "vagina." - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

All right, so that's "vagina."

You ever see deaf person
look at you like, "You cunt!" Like that. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

You ever see deaf person look at you like, "You cunt!&q...

Then there's fun ones,
like "bullshit," right? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Then there's fun ones, like "bullshit," right...

And then... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Seems bad, right? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Seems bad, right?

I don't know why, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

I don't know why,

Now, I was... doing that routine - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Now, I was... doing that routine

Just a show of hands.
Who knows what docking is? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Just a show of hands. Who knows what docking is?

Anyway, one dick... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Anyway, one dick...

One dick needs to be,
like, a circumcised dick. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

One dick needs to be, like, a circumcised dick.

Let's talk about this very quickly. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Let's talk about this very quickly.

I did it because I love him. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

I did it because I love him.

Name me one time - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Name me one time

Anyway, so docking,
you need two dicks, right? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Anyway, so docking, you need two dicks, right?

Now that the dicks are docked... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Now that the dicks are docked...

There's probably kissing, isn't there? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

There's probably kissing, isn't there?

And then if you're into each other, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And then if you're into each other,

Now, it's weird, because... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Now, it's weird, because...

People come and see me
because of the gun control routine, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

People come and see me because of the gun control routine,

And the thing about
the gun thing is weird. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And the thing about the gun thing is weird.

It's tough, because people think
if you talk about gun control in America, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

It's tough, because people think if you talk about gun ...

"If you can't protect
your family with seven, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

"If you can't protect your family with seven,

This is to protect me and my family! - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

This is to protect me and my family!

Rifles that can shoot two kilometers. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Rifles that can shoot two kilometers.

looking at some cunt
two kilometers away... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

looking at some cunt two kilometers away...

But you know, I understand.
People love their families. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

But you know, I understand. People love their families.

And she high-fived me
and skipped down there. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And she high-fived me and skipped down there.

So we're sitting there eating a meal, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

So we're sitting there eating a meal,

Anyway, so I make him the chicken,
I make him the apples, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Anyway, so I make him the chicken, I make him the apples,

I run up the fucking stairs,
I get up there, he's covered in vomit. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

I run up the fucking stairs, I get up there, he's cover...

Anyway... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

I'm just laughing like,
"You'll be all right, fella. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

I'm just laughing like, "You'll be all right,...

Anyway, this goes on for a couple hours, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Anyway, this goes on for a couple hours,

Now... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

He's fast asleep, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

He's fast asleep,

Now, I'm there for a couple of hours. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Now, I'm there for a couple of hours.

He walks in to see his father
shitting and vomiting on the toilet. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

He walks in to see his father shitting and vomiting on the t...

I'm gonna tell you a story. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

I'm gonna tell you a story.

So it's... Mariah Carey. Now... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

So it's... Mariah Carey. Now...

So they ring back and they go...
Her fiance at the time... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

So they ring back and they go... Her fiance at the time...

So they ring me up, and they go... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

So they ring me up, and they go...

They rang back, "$60,000, 12 minutes," - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

They rang back, "$60,000, 12 minutes,"

Then he points at me, he goes,
"I know you. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Then he points at me, he goes, "I know you.

So I just break out
into a fucking sweat, right? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

So I just break out into a fucking sweat, right?

I just look like a guy
who's gotten onto the property... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

I just look like a guy who's gotten onto the property.....

And I went, "Fuck it! - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And I went, "Fuck it!

And he just chats to the table
for three minutes. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And he just chats to the table for three minutes.

After three minutes,
he doesn't even look at me. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

After three minutes, he doesn't even look at me.

Then Leonardo DiCaprio
took the women over, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Then Leonardo DiCaprio took the women over,

So I keep going,
and he's getting angrier and angrier, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

So I keep going, and he's getting angrier and angrier,

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The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.

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Director: Scott Zabielski

Writer: Jim Jefferies

Production: Irwin Entertainment

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 13 Jul 2018

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/80214743

Also watch: Jim Jefferies: Freedumb, Judah Friedlander: America Is the Greatest Country in the United States, Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur, Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes, Jim Jefferies: Bare, Parmanu: The Story of Pokhran, Louis C K 2017, The Jerk, The Night Before, She's Out of My League, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Zathura: A Space Adventure, Pitch Black, Us, Kill Bill: Vol 1, Ready Player One