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Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

And he just chats to the tablefor three minutes. So for three minutes, I'm standingnext to...

And he just chats to the table
for three minutes. So for three minutes, I'm standing
next to Leonardo DiCaprio like this

Full Transcript

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And he just chats to the table for three minutes.
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So for three minutes,
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I'm standing next to Leonardo DiCaprio like this...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:57
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
After three minutes, he doesn't even look at me. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:10
After three minutes, he doesn't even look at me.
Then Leonardo DiCaprio took the women over, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:48
Then Leonardo DiCaprio took the women over,
So I keep going, and he's getting angrier and angrier, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:06
So I keep going, and he's getting angrier and angrier,
"Gun control!" - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:44
"Gun control!"
I did get a laugh, though. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:31
I did get a laugh, though.
And then he just went... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:21
And then he just went...
So I finish up the show and I did a routine that was on my last special - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:13
So I finish up the show and I did a routine that was on my l...
So I did that routine, then afterwards, I'm standing around with my manager, Alex, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:12
So I did that routine, then afterwards, I'm standing ar...
And Al Pacino walks up to me, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:11
And Al Pacino walks up to me,
And I forgot my routine, I'm like, "Sorry?" - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:31
And I forgot my routine, I'm like, "Sorry?"
And then he goes like this, he goes, "I like what you do. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:11
And then he goes like this, he goes, "I like what you d...
"You tell a story, I'm enjoying myself. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:23
"You tell a story, I'm enjoying myself.
And then he kept talking for, like, ten minutes - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:23
And then he kept talking for, like, ten minutes
Then he said to me, he goes, "Do you act?" - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:28
Then he said to me, he goes, "Do you act?"
Then he went, "No, fuck it! - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:15
Then he went, "No, fuck it!
He goes, "You're better than us. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:19
He goes, "You're better than us.
I went "I'm a director." - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:20
I went "I'm a director."
So I just got the fever and I went, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:34
So I just got the fever and I went,
I just did one of those teenage lies. He goes, "What do you direct?" - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:12
I just did one of those teenage lies. He goes, "What do...
And then Warren Beatty looks at me and goes, "Um... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:13
And then Warren Beatty looks at me and goes, "Um...