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And then her husband stands up... and he picks up her handbag, and he holds the handbag
like all men hold handbags. Two hands in front of the chest. "I'm holding this for someone else, so..." Anyways, he picks up the handbag,
he holds it, we can still hear her screaming. She went out the door, she's screaming. The staff are trying to calm her down. She's screaming, and the husband stands up, and he goes... "I'm sorry, Jim. I'm sorry, everyone. We were expecting our first child and she miscarriaged at seven months. That was six weeks ago and the baby was due this week. So we decided to leave the house
for the first time and forget about our problems..." "And to try to have a laugh."
like all men hold handbags. Two hands in front of the chest. "I'm holding this for someone else, so..." Anyways, he picks up the handbag,
he holds it, we can still hear her screaming. She went out the door, she's screaming. The staff are trying to calm her down. She's screaming, and the husband stands up, and he goes... "I'm sorry, Jim. I'm sorry, everyone. We were expecting our first child and she miscarriaged at seven months. That was six weeks ago and the baby was due this week. So we decided to leave the house
for the first time and forget about our problems..." "And to try to have a laugh."
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And then her husband stands up...
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and he picks up her handbag,
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and he holds the handbag
like all men hold handbags.
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Two hands in front of the chest.
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"I'm holding this for someone else, so..."
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Anyways, he picks up the handbag,
he holds it,
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we can still hear her screaming.
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She went out the door, she's screaming.
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The staff are trying to calm her down.
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She's screaming,
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and the husband stands up, and he goes...
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"I'm sorry, Jim.
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I'm sorry, everyone.
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We were expecting our first child
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and she miscarriaged at seven months.
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That was six weeks ago
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and the baby was due this week.
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So we decided to leave the house
for the first time
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and forget about our problems..."
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"And to try to have a laugh."
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
