Anyway, so docking,you need two dicks, right? A lovely, pristine dick, and... a horrible...
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Anyway, so docking,
you need two dicks, right? A lovely, pristine dick, and... a horrible dick. Then you line the two dicks up... and with your slimy hood... you get that bit,
and you stretch it over the nice dick. - Now... that'll make a seal. Now, the only way to break that seal is to pop a bit of air out of the side
and gently release, like it's a Tupperware lid. 'Cause you can't just pull against it, 'cause then it's like
a Chinese finger trap
you need two dicks, right? A lovely, pristine dick, and... a horrible dick. Then you line the two dicks up... and with your slimy hood... you get that bit,
and you stretch it over the nice dick. - Now... that'll make a seal. Now, the only way to break that seal is to pop a bit of air out of the side
and gently release, like it's a Tupperware lid. 'Cause you can't just pull against it, 'cause then it's like
a Chinese finger trap
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Anyway, so docking,
you need two dicks, right?
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A lovely, pristine dick, and...
00:00:09.467 --> 00:00:10.593
a horrible dick.
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Then you line the two dicks up...
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and with your slimy hood...
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you get that bit,
and you stretch it over the nice dick.
00:00:23.023 --> 00:00:24.774
- Now...
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that'll make a seal.
00:00:26.984 --> 00:00:28.818
Now, the only way to break that seal
00:00:28.903 --> 00:00:31.738
is to pop a bit of air out of the side
and gently release,
00:00:31.822 --> 00:00:33.324
like it's a Tupperware lid.
00:00:35.325 --> 00:00:37.202
'Cause you can't just pull against it,
00:00:37.286 --> 00:00:39.537
'cause then it's like
a Chinese finger trap.
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
