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Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Anyway, one dick... ideally, to dock

Anyway, one dick... ideally, to dock

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Anyway, one dick...
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ideally, to dock...
Duration
4 seconds
Views
94
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:53
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
One dick needs to be, like, a circumcised dick. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:08
One dick needs to be, like, a circumcised dick.
Let's talk about this very quickly. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:49
Let's talk about this very quickly.
I did it because I love him. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:58
I did it because I love him.
Name me one time - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:30
Name me one time
Anyway, so docking, you need two dicks, right? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:40
Anyway, so docking, you need two dicks, right?
Now that the dicks are docked... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:08
Now that the dicks are docked...
There's probably kissing, isn't there? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:06
There's probably kissing, isn't there?
And then if you're into each other, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:16
And then if you're into each other,
Now, it's weird, because... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:13
Now, it's weird, because...
People come and see me because of the gun control routine, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:11
People come and see me because of the gun control routine,
And the thing about the gun thing is weird. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:18
And the thing about the gun thing is weird.
It's tough, because people think if you talk about gun control in America, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:38
It's tough, because people think if you talk about gun ...
"If you can't protect your family with seven, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:59
"If you can't protect your family with seven,
This is to protect me and my family! - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:30
This is to protect me and my family!
Rifles that can shoot two kilometers. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:11
Rifles that can shoot two kilometers.
looking at some cunt two kilometers away... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:07
looking at some cunt two kilometers away...
But you know, I understand. People love their families. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:35
But you know, I understand. People love their families.
And she high-fived me and skipped down there. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:36
And she high-fived me and skipped down there.
So we're sitting there eating a meal, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:26
So we're sitting there eating a meal,
Anyway, so I make him the chicken, I make him the apples, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:27
Anyway, so I make him the chicken, I make him the apples,