But no one ever tells me. They never say,"Jim, there's a sign language person." They never...
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But no one ever tells me. They never say,
"Jim, there's a sign language person." They never fucking tell me. So I come out,
"Please welcome Jim Jefferies," I walk out,
I see the sign language person, I'm like, "Fuck me." 'Cause I've never had a good show if a sign language person
is standing there. Never fucking happened. Because the deaf people
are having a horrible time. They've watched me on Netflix,
they've read my lips, and they've had the subtitles,
and they've seen the facial expressions. Now they're not even looking at me. They're looking at her,
and her comedy timing fucking sucks dicks. And they can't modulate their sound, so they're just like,
"This is a shit show," and I'm like, "No! It's not a shit show! And she's like, "Not a shit show."
Like that
"Jim, there's a sign language person." They never fucking tell me. So I come out,
"Please welcome Jim Jefferies," I walk out,
I see the sign language person, I'm like, "Fuck me." 'Cause I've never had a good show if a sign language person
is standing there. Never fucking happened. Because the deaf people
are having a horrible time. They've watched me on Netflix,
they've read my lips, and they've had the subtitles,
and they've seen the facial expressions. Now they're not even looking at me. They're looking at her,
and her comedy timing fucking sucks dicks. And they can't modulate their sound, so they're just like,
"This is a shit show," and I'm like, "No! It's not a shit show! And she's like, "Not a shit show."
Like that
Full Transcript
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But no one ever tells me.
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They never say,
"Jim, there's a sign language person."
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They never fucking tell me.
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So I come out,
"Please welcome Jim Jefferies,"
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I walk out,
I see the sign language person,
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I'm like, "Fuck me."
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'Cause I've never had a good show
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if a sign language person
is standing there.
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Never fucking happened.
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Because the deaf people
are having a horrible time.
00:00:24.774 --> 00:00:26.984
They've watched me on Netflix,
they've read my lips,
00:00:27.001 --> 00:00:29.987
and they've had the subtitles,
and they've seen the facial expressions.
00:00:30.002 --> 00:00:31.614
Now they're not even looking at me.
00:00:32.999 --> 00:00:36.016
They're looking at her,
and her comedy timing fucking sucks dicks.
00:00:38.621 --> 00:00:41.999
And they can't modulate their sound,
00:00:41.123 --> 00:00:43.334
so they're just like,
"This is a shit show,"
00:00:43.417 --> 00:00:44.752
and I'm like, "No!
00:00:45.092 --> 00:00:47.999
It's not a shit show!
00:00:47.129 --> 00:00:49.507
And she's like, "Not a shit show."
Like that.
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
