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He's fast asleep, and I just shit the bed
next to a four-year-old. Which I assume is a crime. I've never felt so sick, and I get out, and I'm in my underwear,
there's just shit pouring down my thighs, and I'm like... And I vomit on the floor,
and I'm walking through my own vomit, and I'm shitting onto the vomit, and I make it all the way to my toilet... and I sit there and I'm shitting... I didn't have a bucket, so I'm just vomiting
into the fucking bathtub, and shitting, and I actually said out loud, "I guess this is me now!"
next to a four-year-old. Which I assume is a crime. I've never felt so sick, and I get out, and I'm in my underwear,
there's just shit pouring down my thighs, and I'm like... And I vomit on the floor,
and I'm walking through my own vomit, and I'm shitting onto the vomit, and I make it all the way to my toilet... and I sit there and I'm shitting... I didn't have a bucket, so I'm just vomiting
into the fucking bathtub, and shitting, and I actually said out loud, "I guess this is me now!"
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He's fast asleep,
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and I just shit the bed
next to a four-year-old.
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Which I assume is a crime.
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I've never felt so sick, and I get out,
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and I'm in my underwear,
there's just shit pouring down my thighs,
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and I'm like...
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And I vomit on the floor,
and I'm walking through my own vomit,
00:00:20.979 --> 00:00:22.897
and I'm shitting onto the vomit,
00:00:22.981 --> 00:00:25.191
and I make it all the way to my toilet...
00:00:25.942 --> 00:00:27.902
and I sit there and I'm shitting...
00:00:27.986 --> 00:00:29.153
I didn't have a bucket,
00:00:29.237 --> 00:00:32.949
so I'm just vomiting
into the fucking bathtub,
00:00:33.996 --> 00:00:34.117
and shitting,
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and I actually said out loud,
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"I guess this is me now!"
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
