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I did it because I love him. And your dicks are fucking disgusting. You fucking animals. How do you fucking look at your dick
and have any level of self-respect? Every fucking day, your fucking hooded, slimy fucking dicks. My dick smells constantly. It's an eternal battle against that smell. I can't even imagine
what you accept in your life. Do you know that it's not in porn? It's not in fucking porn.
Uncircumcised isn't in porn. Because the people that make porn
are trying to run a business, and they don't want people fucking
vomiting when they're masturbating. You can't go into a porn site
and put "uncircumcised." It doesn't come up. Your dick is less of a fetish than feet,
you fucking disgusting animals
and have any level of self-respect? Every fucking day, your fucking hooded, slimy fucking dicks. My dick smells constantly. It's an eternal battle against that smell. I can't even imagine
what you accept in your life. Do you know that it's not in porn? It's not in fucking porn.
Uncircumcised isn't in porn. Because the people that make porn
are trying to run a business, and they don't want people fucking
vomiting when they're masturbating. You can't go into a porn site
and put "uncircumcised." It doesn't come up. Your dick is less of a fetish than feet,
you fucking disgusting animals
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I did it because I love him.
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And your dicks are fucking disgusting.
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You fucking animals.
00:00:11.026 --> 00:00:15.723
How do you fucking look at your dick
and have any level of self-respect?
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Every fucking day,
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your fucking hooded, slimy fucking dicks.
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My dick smells constantly.
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It's an eternal battle against that smell.
00:00:29.904 --> 00:00:33.282
I can't even imagine
what you accept in your life.
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Do you know that it's not in porn?
00:00:38.003 --> 00:00:41.248
It's not in fucking porn.
Uncircumcised isn't in porn.
00:00:41.332 --> 00:00:43.959
Because the people that make porn
are trying to run a business,
00:00:44.999 --> 00:00:47.463
and they don't want people fucking
vomiting when they're masturbating.
00:00:48.464 --> 00:00:51.342
You can't go into a porn site
and put "uncircumcised."
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It doesn't come up.
00:00:52.076 --> 00:00:57.807
Your dick is less of a fetish than feet,
you fucking disgusting animals.
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.