"I guess none of that happened." But then you're happy to be alive. See, I spent weeks, in...
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"I guess none of that happened." But then you're happy to be alive. See, I spent weeks, in my 20s,
in my fucking bed going, "I don't want to live.
I can't get out of my fucking bed." You know who doesn't do that? People in their 90s. You don't meet depressed people
in their 90s. I used to be like, "I can't get up." People in their 90s are like, "I'm up!" "Did it again! Boom!"
in my fucking bed going, "I don't want to live.
I can't get out of my fucking bed." You know who doesn't do that? People in their 90s. You don't meet depressed people
in their 90s. I used to be like, "I can't get up." People in their 90s are like, "I'm up!" "Did it again! Boom!"
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"I guess none of that happened."
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But then you're happy to be alive.
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See, I spent weeks, in my 20s,
in my fucking bed
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going, "I don't want to live.
I can't get out of my fucking bed."
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You know who doesn't do that?
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People in their 90s.
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You don't meet depressed people
in their 90s.
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I used to be like, "I can't get up."
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People in their 90s are like, "I'm up!"
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"Did it again! Boom!"
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
