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I was in heaven. And the rest of the group kept walking, and I acted like I was walking,
but I wasn't. 'Cause I had to stick around, because I had to do a shit
on a little toilet. I didn't even need to do a shit. This was an extra unnecessary shit. I had done a shit two hours earlier. So I pull down my pants,
and I get on the little toilet, now, maybe the happiest I've ever been. So I'm doing this shit,
and the hole's so small, it only covers my asshole,
so my cock and balls are sitting up... on the lip of the seat, and I'm just beaming,
but then I reach a dilemma. Often, when you shit,
you also need to wee. And my dick wanted to wee, but I was just shitting,
so my dick was confused. My dick was like, "Name me a scenario
where shit is welcome and wee isn't."
but I wasn't. 'Cause I had to stick around, because I had to do a shit
on a little toilet. I didn't even need to do a shit. This was an extra unnecessary shit. I had done a shit two hours earlier. So I pull down my pants,
and I get on the little toilet, now, maybe the happiest I've ever been. So I'm doing this shit,
and the hole's so small, it only covers my asshole,
so my cock and balls are sitting up... on the lip of the seat, and I'm just beaming,
but then I reach a dilemma. Often, when you shit,
you also need to wee. And my dick wanted to wee, but I was just shitting,
so my dick was confused. My dick was like, "Name me a scenario
where shit is welcome and wee isn't."
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I was in heaven.
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And the rest of the group kept walking,
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and I acted like I was walking,
but I wasn't.
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'Cause I had to stick around,
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because I had to do a shit
on a little toilet.
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I didn't even need to do a shit.
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This was an extra unnecessary shit.
00:00:18.851 --> 00:00:21.478
I had done a shit two hours earlier.
00:00:22.073 --> 00:00:26.483
So I pull down my pants,
and I get on the little toilet, now,
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maybe the happiest I've ever been.
00:00:31.322 --> 00:00:33.099
So I'm doing this shit,
and the hole's so small,
00:00:34.998 --> 00:00:37.453
it only covers my asshole,
so my cock and balls are sitting up...
00:00:38.996 --> 00:00:40.623
on the lip of the seat,
00:00:40.706 --> 00:00:43.167
and I'm just beaming,
but then I reach a dilemma.
00:00:44.998 --> 00:00:46.545
Often, when you shit,
you also need to wee.
00:00:48.631 --> 00:00:50.382
And my dick wanted to wee,
00:00:51.027 --> 00:00:53.927
but I was just shitting,
so my dick was confused.
00:00:54.427 --> 00:00:58.557
My dick was like, "Name me a scenario
where shit is welcome and wee isn't."
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
