I'm like, "We're just shitting right now." It's like, "Fuck it, I'm gonna wee,"and I'm...
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I'm like, "We're just shitting right now." It's like, "Fuck it, I'm gonna wee,"
and I'm like, "Please don't wee! 'Cause if you wee,
I'll become a sex offender, and Hank won't get into the school... and Kate won't get happy." Now, at this stage, Kate realizes I've left the group. And she walks back in to see the father of her child
doing a shit on a little toilet, with his cock and balls
sitting up on the lip. The look of disappointment
that just flooded her face... I just looked at her like this
and I'm like, "Please don't wee! 'Cause if you wee,
I'll become a sex offender, and Hank won't get into the school... and Kate won't get happy." Now, at this stage, Kate realizes I've left the group. And she walks back in to see the father of her child
doing a shit on a little toilet, with his cock and balls
sitting up on the lip. The look of disappointment
that just flooded her face... I just looked at her like this
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I'm like, "We're just shitting right now."
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It's like, "Fuck it, I'm gonna wee,"
and I'm like, "Please don't wee!
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'Cause if you wee,
I'll become a sex offender,
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and Hank won't get into the school...
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and Kate won't get happy."
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Now, at this stage,
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Kate realizes I've left the group.
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And she walks back in
00:00:19.102 --> 00:00:22.814
to see the father of her child
doing a shit on a little toilet,
00:00:22.897 --> 00:00:25.274
with his cock and balls
sitting up on the lip.
00:00:26.693 --> 00:00:30.002
The look of disappointment
that just flooded her face...
00:00:31.114 --> 00:00:32.739
I just looked at her like this.
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
