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Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Looking at some cunttwo kilometers away... like, "Back down!"

looking at some cunt
two kilometers away... like, "Back down!"

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looking at some cunt two kilometers away...
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like, "Back down!"
Duration
7 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:32
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
But you know, I understand. People love their families. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:35
But you know, I understand. People love their families.
And she high-fived me and skipped down there. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:36
And she high-fived me and skipped down there.
So we're sitting there eating a meal, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:26
So we're sitting there eating a meal,
Anyway, so I make him the chicken, I make him the apples, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:27
Anyway, so I make him the chicken, I make him the apples,
I run up the fucking stairs, I get up there, he's covered in vomit. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:31
I run up the fucking stairs, I get up there, he's cover...
Anyway... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:30
Anyway...
I'm just laughing like, "You'll be all right, fella. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:05
I'm just laughing like, "You'll be all right,...
Anyway, this goes on for a couple hours, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:29
Anyway, this goes on for a couple hours,
Now... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:15
Now...
He's fast asleep, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:38
He's fast asleep,
Now, I'm there for a couple of hours. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:27
Now, I'm there for a couple of hours.
He walks in to see his father shitting and vomiting on the toilet. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:08
He walks in to see his father shitting and vomiting on the t...
I'm gonna tell you a story. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:29
I'm gonna tell you a story.
So it's... Mariah Carey. Now... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:35
So it's... Mariah Carey. Now...
So they ring back and they go... Her fiance at the time... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:33
So they ring back and they go... Her fiance at the time...
So they ring me up, and they go... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:39
So they ring me up, and they go...
They rang back, "$60,000, 12 minutes," - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:48
They rang back, "$60,000, 12 minutes,"
Then he points at me, he goes, "I know you. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:24
Then he points at me, he goes, "I know you.
So I just break out into a fucking sweat, right? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:40
So I just break out into a fucking sweat, right?
I just look like a guy who's gotten onto the property... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:10
I just look like a guy who's gotten onto the property.....