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No, it's good. No hecklers, happy. I don't like the hecklers. I was doing the Edinburgh Festival
in Scotland. I have to say Scotland,
'cause American people are watching. Um... I was doing the Edinburgh Festival
in Scotland, and I was performing
in front of about 400 people. I was doing a routine
I've done in one of my older specials that I don't do any more, about how you have to
baptize your children, because if you don't
baptize your children, and they die in infancy,
then they don't get into Heaven. Because God's a good guy... but he does have some rules. And if he lets one dead baby
into Heaven, then he has to let
all the dead babies into Heaven. And before you know it, Heaven's just filled
with fucking dead babies
in Scotland. I have to say Scotland,
'cause American people are watching. Um... I was doing the Edinburgh Festival
in Scotland, and I was performing
in front of about 400 people. I was doing a routine
I've done in one of my older specials that I don't do any more, about how you have to
baptize your children, because if you don't
baptize your children, and they die in infancy,
then they don't get into Heaven. Because God's a good guy... but he does have some rules. And if he lets one dead baby
into Heaven, then he has to let
all the dead babies into Heaven. And before you know it, Heaven's just filled
with fucking dead babies
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No, it's good. No hecklers, happy.
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I don't like the hecklers.
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I was doing the Edinburgh Festival
in Scotland.
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I have to say Scotland,
'cause American people are watching.
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Um...
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I was doing the Edinburgh Festival
in Scotland,
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and I was performing
in front of about 400 people.
00:00:17.683 --> 00:00:20.001
I was doing a routine
I've done in one of my older specials
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that I don't do any more,
00:00:21.729 --> 00:00:24.356
about how you have to
baptize your children,
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because if you don't
baptize your children,
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and they die in infancy,
then they don't get into Heaven.
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Because God's a good guy...
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but he does have some rules.
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And if he lets one dead baby
into Heaven,
00:00:42.124 --> 00:00:45.997
then he has to let
all the dead babies into Heaven.
00:00:45.586 --> 00:00:46.067
And before you know it,
00:00:46.754 --> 00:00:49.059
Heaven's just filled
with fucking dead babies.
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
