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Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Now that the dicks are docked... you just gently bash dicks

Now that the dicks are docked... you just gently bash dicks

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Now that the dicks are docked...
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you just gently bash dicks.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:23
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
There's probably kissing, isn't there? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:06
There's probably kissing, isn't there?
And then if you're into each other, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:16
And then if you're into each other,
Now, it's weird, because... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:13
Now, it's weird, because...
People come and see me because of the gun control routine, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:11
People come and see me because of the gun control routine,
And the thing about the gun thing is weird. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:18
And the thing about the gun thing is weird.
It's tough, because people think if you talk about gun control in America, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:38
It's tough, because people think if you talk about gun ...
"If you can't protect your family with seven, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:59
"If you can't protect your family with seven,
This is to protect me and my family! - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:30
This is to protect me and my family!
Rifles that can shoot two kilometers. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:11
Rifles that can shoot two kilometers.
looking at some cunt two kilometers away... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:07
looking at some cunt two kilometers away...
But you know, I understand. People love their families. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:35
But you know, I understand. People love their families.
And she high-fived me and skipped down there. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:36
And she high-fived me and skipped down there.
So we're sitting there eating a meal, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:26
So we're sitting there eating a meal,
Anyway, so I make him the chicken, I make him the apples, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:27
Anyway, so I make him the chicken, I make him the apples,
I run up the fucking stairs, I get up there, he's covered in vomit. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:31
I run up the fucking stairs, I get up there, he's cover...
Anyway... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:30
Anyway...
I'm just laughing like, "You'll be all right, fella. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:05
I'm just laughing like, "You'll be all right,...
Anyway, this goes on for a couple hours, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:29
Anyway, this goes on for a couple hours,
Now... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:15
Now...
He's fast asleep, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:38
He's fast asleep,