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Rifles that can shoot two kilometers
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Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

Rifles that can shoot two kilometers. How is that for protection? Who the fuck... is...

Rifles that can shoot two kilometers. How is that for protection? Who the fuck... is sitting in the front of their house

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Rifles that can shoot two kilometers.
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How is that for protection?
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Who the fuck...
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is sitting in the front of their house...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:18
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
looking at some cunt two kilometers away... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:07
looking at some cunt two kilometers away...
But you know, I understand. People love their families. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:35
But you know, I understand. People love their families.
And she high-fived me and skipped down there. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:36
And she high-fived me and skipped down there.
So we're sitting there eating a meal, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:26
So we're sitting there eating a meal,
Anyway, so I make him the chicken, I make him the apples, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:27
Anyway, so I make him the chicken, I make him the apples,
I run up the fucking stairs, I get up there, he's covered in vomit. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:31
I run up the fucking stairs, I get up there, he's cover...
Anyway... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:30
Anyway...
I'm just laughing like, "You'll be all right, fella. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:05
I'm just laughing like, "You'll be all right,...
Anyway, this goes on for a couple hours, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:29
Anyway, this goes on for a couple hours,
Now... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:15
Now...
He's fast asleep, - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:38
He's fast asleep,
Now, I'm there for a couple of hours. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:27
Now, I'm there for a couple of hours.
He walks in to see his father shitting and vomiting on the toilet. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:08
He walks in to see his father shitting and vomiting on the t...
I'm gonna tell you a story. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:29
I'm gonna tell you a story.
So it's... Mariah Carey. Now... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:35
So it's... Mariah Carey. Now...
So they ring back and they go... Her fiance at the time... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:33
So they ring back and they go... Her fiance at the time...
So they ring me up, and they go... - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:39
So they ring me up, and they go...
They rang back, "$60,000, 12 minutes," - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:48
They rang back, "$60,000, 12 minutes,"
Then he points at me, he goes, "I know you. - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:24
Then he points at me, he goes, "I know you.
So I just break out into a fucking sweat, right? - Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now 00:40
So I just break out into a fucking sweat, right?