So they ring me up, and they go... They go, "$15,000, 15 minutes.You just gotta perform at...
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So they ring me up, and they go... They go, "$15,000, 15 minutes.
You just gotta perform at a dinner party. She lives half a mile away from you.
Easy-peasy. And I said to my manager, Alex, I said, "Alex, that sounds
fucking horrible. I'm not gonna do that." And he rings back up ten minutes later, "$30,000... 15 minutes." And I said, "Alex... I'm an artist." "I never let money make decisions for me." Now, I think we all know
where this is headed
You just gotta perform at a dinner party. She lives half a mile away from you.
Easy-peasy. And I said to my manager, Alex, I said, "Alex, that sounds
fucking horrible. I'm not gonna do that." And he rings back up ten minutes later, "$30,000... 15 minutes." And I said, "Alex... I'm an artist." "I never let money make decisions for me." Now, I think we all know
where this is headed
Full Transcript
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So they ring me up, and they go...
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They go, "$15,000, 15 minutes.
You just gotta perform at a dinner party.
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She lives half a mile away from you.
Easy-peasy.
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And I said to my manager, Alex,
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I said, "Alex, that sounds
fucking horrible.
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I'm not gonna do that."
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And he rings back up ten minutes later,
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"$30,000...
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15 minutes."
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And I said, "Alex...
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I'm an artist."
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"I never let money make decisions for me."
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Now, I think we all know
where this is headed.
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
