They rang back, "$60,000, 12 minutes," and I was like,"Fuck it, what's your address?" So...
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They rang back, "$60,000, 12 minutes," and I was like,
"Fuck it, what's your address?" So three weeks later... So for three weeks
I was just dreading this gig, and then three weeks later, it's like,
all right, I show up at the house. I'm there in the middle of summer. I'm wearing a leather jacket
and fucking T-shirt, I'm sweating my ass off, and I'm there with my manager, Alex, and someone...
Mariah's assistant opens the door, and goes,
"Which one of you is Jim Jefferies?" - I'm like... The fucking career is crushing it,
obviously. I said, "That's me," and she goes,
"We've been waiting for you," and she goes, "You're not to be seen.
You're a surprise." And I get into the house, she's like,
"Take your shoes off!" Mariah's one of those cunts
"Fuck it, what's your address?" So three weeks later... So for three weeks
I was just dreading this gig, and then three weeks later, it's like,
all right, I show up at the house. I'm there in the middle of summer. I'm wearing a leather jacket
and fucking T-shirt, I'm sweating my ass off, and I'm there with my manager, Alex, and someone...
Mariah's assistant opens the door, and goes,
"Which one of you is Jim Jefferies?" - I'm like... The fucking career is crushing it,
obviously. I said, "That's me," and she goes,
"We've been waiting for you," and she goes, "You're not to be seen.
You're a surprise." And I get into the house, she's like,
"Take your shoes off!" Mariah's one of those cunts
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They rang back, "$60,000, 12 minutes,"
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and I was like,
"Fuck it, what's your address?"
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So three weeks later...
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So for three weeks
I was just dreading this gig,
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and then three weeks later, it's like,
all right, I show up at the house.
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I'm there in the middle of summer.
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I'm wearing a leather jacket
and fucking T-shirt,
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I'm sweating my ass off,
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and I'm there with my manager, Alex,
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and someone...
Mariah's assistant opens the door,
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and goes,
"Which one of you is Jim Jefferies?"
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- I'm like...
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The fucking career is crushing it,
obviously.
00:00:37.286 --> 00:00:39.806
I said, "That's me," and she goes,
"We've been waiting for you,"
00:00:39.083 --> 00:00:42.416
and she goes, "You're not to be seen.
You're a surprise."
00:00:43.209 --> 00:00:45.878
And I get into the house, she's like,
"Take your shoes off!"
00:00:46.253 --> 00:00:47.671
Mariah's one of those cunts.
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Movie Summary
The gleefully irreverent Jefferies skewers "grabby" celebrities, political hypocrisy and his own ill-advised career moves in a brash stand-up special.
