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Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

Basically, if shit gets real, it's my job to wake her up,and try not to fuck the...

Basically, if shit gets real, it's my job to wake her up,
and try not to fuck the stewardess

Full Transcript

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Basically, if shit gets real,
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it's my job to wake her up, and try not to fuck the stewardess.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:35
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An iconic comedian tackles controversial issues such as gun control, religion, cancellation culture and consent through provocative humor.
But first, I'm gonna have to ask her where we keep the towels. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
But first, I'm gonna have to ask her where we keep the ...
You ever do this? You get asked to do a job round the house, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
You ever do this? You get asked to do a job round the house,
Well, long story short, I didn't like the sound of bathing the baby. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Well, long story short, I didn't like the sound of bath...
"Bath the baby? Not a problem, love. I'll just boil the kettle." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
"Bath the baby? Not a problem, love. I'll just boi...
I'll tell you what no one told me about, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I'll tell you what no one told me about,
Christmas is incredible for dads, because it's not just the kids - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:10
Christmas is incredible for dads, because it's not just...
Us dads are sat there thinking, "Oh! I wonder what we got them." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Us dads are sat there thinking, "Oh! I wonder what we g...
All we know for sure is we were not involved. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
All we know for sure is we were not involved.
Sat there thinking, "That looks expensive. Who got you that?" - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:15
Sat there thinking, "That looks expensive. Who got you ...
He said, "Are you trying to hurt Mummy?" I said, "Well, of course not." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
He said, "Are you trying to hurt Mummy?" I said, &...
Look, I was worried about becoming a father - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
Look, I was worried about becoming a father
And I was worried, becoming a dad, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
And I was worried, becoming a dad,
So if you've not had kids, you might not know, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
So if you've not had kids, you might not know,
You got the babygrows, the nappies, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
You got the babygrows, the nappies,
Now, you pack it quite early when it's your first kid. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Now, you pack it quite early when it's your first kid.
Seriously. My dick wasn't dry, we had the go bag ready. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Seriously. My dick wasn't dry, we had the go bag ready.
And a good job too, because 34 weeks into the pregnancy, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
And a good job too, because 34 weeks into the pregnancy,
We got rushed to hospital, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
We got rushed to hospital,
Now, if you deliver at 34 weeks, you find out very quickly as a parent, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
Now, if you deliver at 34 weeks, you find out very quickly a...
Are the baby's lungs gonna be developed enough to breathe unaided, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:09
Are the baby's lungs gonna be developed enough to breat...