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Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

Before I'd even opened the calculator app,I checked my email, updated my Instagram, and...

Before I'd even opened the calculator app,
I checked my email, updated my Instagram, and hit a cyclist

Full Transcript

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Before I'd even opened the calculator app, I checked my email,
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updated my Instagram, and hit a cyclist.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:23
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An iconic comedian tackles controversial issues such as gun control, religion, cancellation culture and consent through provocative humor.
Are you aware of the mobile phone secretly listening to your conversation? - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Are you aware of the mobile phone secretly listening to your...
You'll be chatting to a friend about the good old days, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:09
You'll be chatting to a friend about the good old days,
My uh My girlfriend likes to be tied up - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
My uh My girlfriend likes to be tied up
When I masturbate, I always put my pinky up - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
When I masturbate, I always put my pinky up
There's a sub-genre of porn called POV porn, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:13
There's a sub-genre of porn called POV porn,
I'm gonna make POV porn, little money-making scheme, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
I'm gonna make POV porn, little money-making scheme,
It's just a close-up of a headboard, a pillow, a ceiling, and some dude's feet. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
It's just a close-up of a headboard, a pillow, a ceilin...
Well, 'cause people say men have got... are more sort of visual than women. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
Well, 'cause people say men have got... are more sort o...
We're thinking, "Her ass looks amazing." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
We're thinking, "Her ass looks amazing."
We tried... We tried watching porn as a couple, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
We tried... We tried watching porn as a couple,
I was watching Gaping Anuses 3... - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:13
I was watching Gaping Anuses 3...
Your reaction to this joke tells me an awful lot about you as an audience. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Your reaction to this joke tells me an awful lot about you a...
I'm gonna tell you the same jokes this evening regardless of your reaction. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I'm gonna tell you the same jokes this evening regardle...
It may well be "siblings with benefits." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
It may well be "siblings with benefits."
Yeah, my girlfriend snores quite a lot, but luckily, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
Yeah, my girlfriend snores quite a lot, but luckily,
I'm sat on the Piazza there, having a cup of tea, minding my business. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I'm sat on the Piazza there, having a cup of tea, mindi...
This beautiful, willowy-looking girl walks in, sits opposite me, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
This beautiful, willowy-looking girl walks in, sits opposite...
Tons of eye contact, very flirty, and very obvious about it. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Tons of eye contact, very flirty, and very obvious about it.
Now, that sort of thing does not happen to me very often, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:11
Now, that sort of thing does not happen to me very often,
I just straight-up asked. I said, "Excuse me, do you mind me asking, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:11
I just straight-up asked. I said, "Excuse me, do you mi...