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Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

I write a lot of my jokes on my iPhone, but the autocorrect is alwaysfucking up the lunch...

I write a lot of my jokes on my iPhone, but the autocorrect is always
fucking up the lunch line

Full Transcript

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I write a lot of my jokes on my iPhone,
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but the autocorrect is always fucking up the lunch line.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:51
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An iconic comedian tackles controversial issues such as gun control, religion, cancellation culture and consent through provocative humor.
They've robbed us of our ability to concentrate, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:09
They've robbed us of our ability to concentrate,
Before I'd even opened the calculator app, I checked my email, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
Before I'd even opened the calculator app, I checked my...
Are you aware of the mobile phone secretly listening to your conversation? - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Are you aware of the mobile phone secretly listening to your...
You'll be chatting to a friend about the good old days, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:09
You'll be chatting to a friend about the good old days,
My uh My girlfriend likes to be tied up - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
My uh My girlfriend likes to be tied up
When I masturbate, I always put my pinky up - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
When I masturbate, I always put my pinky up
There's a sub-genre of porn called POV porn, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:13
There's a sub-genre of porn called POV porn,
I'm gonna make POV porn, little money-making scheme, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
I'm gonna make POV porn, little money-making scheme,
It's just a close-up of a headboard, a pillow, a ceiling, and some dude's feet. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
It's just a close-up of a headboard, a pillow, a ceilin...
Well, 'cause people say men have got... are more sort of visual than women. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
Well, 'cause people say men have got... are more sort o...
We're thinking, "Her ass looks amazing." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
We're thinking, "Her ass looks amazing."
We tried... We tried watching porn as a couple, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
We tried... We tried watching porn as a couple,
I was watching Gaping Anuses 3... - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:13
I was watching Gaping Anuses 3...
Your reaction to this joke tells me an awful lot about you as an audience. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Your reaction to this joke tells me an awful lot about you a...
I'm gonna tell you the same jokes this evening regardless of your reaction. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I'm gonna tell you the same jokes this evening regardle...
It may well be "siblings with benefits." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
It may well be "siblings with benefits."
Yeah, my girlfriend snores quite a lot, but luckily, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
Yeah, my girlfriend snores quite a lot, but luckily,
I'm sat on the Piazza there, having a cup of tea, minding my business. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I'm sat on the Piazza there, having a cup of tea, mindi...
This beautiful, willowy-looking girl walks in, sits opposite me, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
This beautiful, willowy-looking girl walks in, sits opposite...
Tons of eye contact, very flirty, and very obvious about it. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Tons of eye contact, very flirty, and very obvious about it.