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Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

Now, you pack it quite earlywhen it's your first kid

Now, you pack it quite early
when it's your first kid

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Now, you pack it quite early when it's your first kid.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:31
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

An iconic comedian tackles controversial issues such as gun control, religion, cancellation culture and consent through provocative humor.
Seriously. My dick wasn't dry, we had the go bag ready. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Seriously. My dick wasn't dry, we had the go bag ready.
And a good job too, because 34 weeks into the pregnancy, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
And a good job too, because 34 weeks into the pregnancy,
We got rushed to hospital, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
We got rushed to hospital,
Now, if you deliver at 34 weeks, you find out very quickly as a parent, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
Now, if you deliver at 34 weeks, you find out very quickly a...
Are the baby's lungs gonna be developed enough to breathe unaided, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:09
Are the baby's lungs gonna be developed enough to breat...
Now, thankfully, my child's lungs were developed enough - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
Now, thankfully, my child's lungs were developed enough
So the average birth weight in the UK, about eight pounds. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
So the average birth weight in the UK, about eight pounds.
They handed me my son, umbilical cord still attached, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
They handed me my son, umbilical cord still attached,
We don't have nine months of pregnancy and hormones - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
We don't have nine months of pregnancy and hormones
Suddenly, there's something in the world more important than us, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
Suddenly, there's something in the world more important...
And my first job as a parent, first thing I ever had to do for my boy, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
And my first job as a parent, first thing I ever had to do f...
Because in the aforementioned go bag, I brought babygrows for a full-term baby, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
Because in the aforementioned go bag, I brought babygrows fo...
So we had this little premature baby to take care of, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
So we had this little premature baby to take care of,
There's a clothing store, they've got everything for kids, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:09
There's a clothing store, they've got everything f...
You can't believe a human being - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
You can't believe a human being
So I rushed in there, I picked up what they had in his size, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
So I rushed in there, I picked up what they had in his size,
And this lovely lady behind the counter said, "Do you want the coat hangers?" - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
And this lovely lady behind the counter said, "Do you w...
I'd been a dad about 90 minutes, I thought, "This changes nothing!" - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:11
I'd been a dad about 90 minutes, I thought, "This ...
And then I did want the coat hangers, and she didn't want to give 'em to me. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
And then I did want the coat hangers, and she didn't wa...
My girlfriend put me on the spot recently. She said, "What are my ten best features?" - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
My girlfriend put me on the spot recently. She said, "W...