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Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

Sat there thinking,"That looks expensive. Who got you that?" "Did I?" "For fuck's sake,...

Sat there thinking,
"That looks expensive. Who got you that?" "Did I?" "For fuck's sake, love." If you've ever thanked your father
for a Christmas gift, you're a fucking idiot

Full Transcript

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Sat there thinking, "That looks expensive. Who got you that?"
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"Did I?"
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"For fuck's sake, love."
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If you've ever thanked your father for a Christmas gift,
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you're a fucking idiot.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:25
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An iconic comedian tackles controversial issues such as gun control, religion, cancellation culture and consent through provocative humor.
He said, "Are you trying to hurt Mummy?" I said, "Well, of course not." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
He said, "Are you trying to hurt Mummy?" I said, &...
Look, I was worried about becoming a father - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
Look, I was worried about becoming a father
And I was worried, becoming a dad, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
And I was worried, becoming a dad,
So if you've not had kids, you might not know, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
So if you've not had kids, you might not know,
You got the babygrows, the nappies, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
You got the babygrows, the nappies,
Now, you pack it quite early when it's your first kid. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Now, you pack it quite early when it's your first kid.
Seriously. My dick wasn't dry, we had the go bag ready. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Seriously. My dick wasn't dry, we had the go bag ready.
And a good job too, because 34 weeks into the pregnancy, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
And a good job too, because 34 weeks into the pregnancy,
We got rushed to hospital, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
We got rushed to hospital,
Now, if you deliver at 34 weeks, you find out very quickly as a parent, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
Now, if you deliver at 34 weeks, you find out very quickly a...
Are the baby's lungs gonna be developed enough to breathe unaided, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:09
Are the baby's lungs gonna be developed enough to breat...
Now, thankfully, my child's lungs were developed enough - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
Now, thankfully, my child's lungs were developed enough
So the average birth weight in the UK, about eight pounds. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
So the average birth weight in the UK, about eight pounds.
They handed me my son, umbilical cord still attached, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
They handed me my son, umbilical cord still attached,
We don't have nine months of pregnancy and hormones - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
We don't have nine months of pregnancy and hormones
Suddenly, there's something in the world more important than us, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
Suddenly, there's something in the world more important...
And my first job as a parent, first thing I ever had to do for my boy, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
And my first job as a parent, first thing I ever had to do f...
Because in the aforementioned go bag, I brought babygrows for a full-term baby, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
Because in the aforementioned go bag, I brought babygrows fo...
So we had this little premature baby to take care of, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
So we had this little premature baby to take care of,
There's a clothing store, they've got everything for kids, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:09
There's a clothing store, they've got everything f...