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Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

We're thinking, "Her ass looks amazing." She's thinking,"He needs to clip his toenails."

We're thinking, "Her ass looks amazing." She's thinking,
"He needs to clip his toenails."

Full Transcript

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We're thinking, "Her ass looks amazing."
00:00:03.004 --> 00:00:05.088
She's thinking, "He needs to clip his toenails."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:50
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An iconic comedian tackles controversial issues such as gun control, religion, cancellation culture and consent through provocative humor.
We tried... We tried watching porn as a couple, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
We tried... We tried watching porn as a couple,
I was watching Gaping Anuses 3... - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:13
I was watching Gaping Anuses 3...
Your reaction to this joke tells me an awful lot about you as an audience. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Your reaction to this joke tells me an awful lot about you a...
I'm gonna tell you the same jokes this evening regardless of your reaction. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I'm gonna tell you the same jokes this evening regardle...
It may well be "siblings with benefits." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
It may well be "siblings with benefits."
Yeah, my girlfriend snores quite a lot, but luckily, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
Yeah, my girlfriend snores quite a lot, but luckily,
I'm sat on the Piazza there, having a cup of tea, minding my business. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I'm sat on the Piazza there, having a cup of tea, mindi...
This beautiful, willowy-looking girl walks in, sits opposite me, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
This beautiful, willowy-looking girl walks in, sits opposite...
Tons of eye contact, very flirty, and very obvious about it. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Tons of eye contact, very flirty, and very obvious about it.
Now, that sort of thing does not happen to me very often, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:11
Now, that sort of thing does not happen to me very often,
I just straight-up asked. I said, "Excuse me, do you mind me asking, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:11
I just straight-up asked. I said, "Excuse me, do you mi...
I've written a two-word joke, and I'm quite pleased with this - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:10
I've written a two-word joke, and I'm quite please...
All I would say is, the next time you see the kids, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
All I would say is, the next time you see the kids,
You say, "Look, kids, 'stepdad' is an inherently disrespectful term." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:13
You say, "Look, kids, 'stepdad' is an inheren...
Very nice. Came with a bit of baggage, you couldn't give a fuck. Good on you. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Very nice. Came with a bit of baggage, you couldn't giv...
Because if it isn't, she's gotta stop having tennis lessons. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Because if it isn't, she's gotta stop having tenni...
Best answer I ever had, Erica, I was doing a gig in London, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
Best answer I ever had, Erica, I was doing a gig in London,
I said, "Is semen okay for vegans?" And she went, "Human semen?" - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:09
I said, "Is semen okay for vegans?" And she went, ...
I know vegans are meant to love animals, but sounds like she really loves animals. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I know vegans are meant to love animals, but sounds like she...
The Americans and the British, we're... we're divided by a common language. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
The Americans and the British, we're... we're divi...