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When I masturbate, I always put my pinky up
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Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

When I masturbate,I always put my pinky up so it looks like a fancy lady is, uh

When I masturbate,
I always put my pinky up so it looks like a fancy lady is, uh

Full Transcript

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When I masturbate, I always put my pinky up
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so it looks like a fancy lady is, uh...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:04
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An iconic comedian tackles controversial issues such as gun control, religion, cancellation culture and consent through provocative humor.
There's a sub-genre of porn called POV porn, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:13
There's a sub-genre of porn called POV porn,
I'm gonna make POV porn, little money-making scheme, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
I'm gonna make POV porn, little money-making scheme,
It's just a close-up of a headboard, a pillow, a ceiling, and some dude's feet. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
It's just a close-up of a headboard, a pillow, a ceilin...
Well, 'cause people say men have got... are more sort of visual than women. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
Well, 'cause people say men have got... are more sort o...
We're thinking, "Her ass looks amazing." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
We're thinking, "Her ass looks amazing."
We tried... We tried watching porn as a couple, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
We tried... We tried watching porn as a couple,
I was watching Gaping Anuses 3... - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:13
I was watching Gaping Anuses 3...
Your reaction to this joke tells me an awful lot about you as an audience. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Your reaction to this joke tells me an awful lot about you a...
I'm gonna tell you the same jokes this evening regardless of your reaction. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I'm gonna tell you the same jokes this evening regardle...
It may well be "siblings with benefits." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
It may well be "siblings with benefits."
Yeah, my girlfriend snores quite a lot, but luckily, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
Yeah, my girlfriend snores quite a lot, but luckily,
I'm sat on the Piazza there, having a cup of tea, minding my business. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
I'm sat on the Piazza there, having a cup of tea, mindi...
This beautiful, willowy-looking girl walks in, sits opposite me, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
This beautiful, willowy-looking girl walks in, sits opposite...
Tons of eye contact, very flirty, and very obvious about it. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Tons of eye contact, very flirty, and very obvious about it.
Now, that sort of thing does not happen to me very often, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:11
Now, that sort of thing does not happen to me very often,
I just straight-up asked. I said, "Excuse me, do you mind me asking, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:11
I just straight-up asked. I said, "Excuse me, do you mi...
I've written a two-word joke, and I'm quite pleased with this - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:10
I've written a two-word joke, and I'm quite please...
All I would say is, the next time you see the kids, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
All I would say is, the next time you see the kids,
You say, "Look, kids, 'stepdad' is an inherently disrespectful term." - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:13
You say, "Look, kids, 'stepdad' is an inheren...
Very nice. Came with a bit of baggage, you couldn't give a fuck. Good on you. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Very nice. Came with a bit of baggage, you couldn't giv...