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When Michelangelo was commissioned by the Vatican
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Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

When Michelangelowas commissioned by the Vatican to paint The Creation of Adam, he really...

When Michelangelo
was commissioned by the Vatican to paint The Creation of Adam, he really knew his audience, and that's why he gave Adam
a child's penis

Full Transcript

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When Michelangelo was commissioned by the Vatican
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to paint The Creation of Adam,
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he really knew his audience,
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and that's why he gave Adam a child's penis.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:20
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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An iconic comedian tackles controversial issues such as gun control, religion, cancellation culture and consent through provocative humor.
So God took one of Adam's ribs in order to make Eve, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:10
So God took one of Adam's ribs in order to make Eve,
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Late teens, early twenties, I thought I might want to be a p...
But fundamentally, I've just never found kids that attractive. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
But fundamentally, I've just never found kids that attr...
Now, we are a little bit tight for time, so I probably can't do my Islamic bit. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
Now, we are a little bit tight for time, so I probably can&#...
Do it! - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
Do it!
Well, obviously, I'm not going to be telling the same jokes about Muhammad - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:11
Well, obviously, I'm not going to be telling the same j...
So if you're a Christian, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:14
So if you're a Christian,
Here's what's going on in my life, uh, since I was last out. Um... - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Here's what's going on in my life, uh, since I was...
Now a lot of famous people give their kids unusual names - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
Now a lot of famous people give their kids unusual names
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Some people consider my boy's name to be somewhat unusu...
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We're having a gender reveal for our kid,
But you never hear about a "Are we keeping it?" party. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
But you never hear about a "Are we keeping it?" pa...
We found the only thing that calmed him down - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:07
We found the only thing that calmed him down
Now, you don't have to, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
Now, you don't have to,
People that get freaked out by breastfeeding in public, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
People that get freaked out by breastfeeding in public,
So whenever I visit friends that have had a baby, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:12
So whenever I visit friends that have had a baby,
What did they think I was going to do, pick it up like a fucking bowling ball? - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:06
What did they think I was going to do, pick it up like a fuc...
My girlfriend wants me to have my sperm frozen - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:08
My girlfriend wants me to have my sperm frozen
The first few weeks after the birth of the child can be incredibly tough, - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:11
The first few weeks after the birth of the child can be incr...
Okay, let's hear from all the mums again. - Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer 00:05
Okay, let's hear from all the mums again.